WE ARE STRAIGHTFORWARD

[Mr. Administrator]

WE RECALL COMPLAINTS THAT WE WERE TOO CRYPTIC IN DIVULGING OUR LEAD REGARDING THE THERAPIST AND HER MYSTERY PATIENT. OUR MARKET RESEARCH INDICATED YOU WOULD ENJOY HAVING TO PIECE TOGETHER TINY, TINY, PIECES IN ORDER TO UNCOVER POTENTIAL LEADS, BUT PERHAPS WE WERE MISTAKEN.

IN RESPONSE TO THESE COMPLAINTS, WE HAVE DECIDED TO RELEASE OUR MOST RECENT DATA IN THE MOST STRAIGHTFORWARD WAY POSSIBLE.

DON QUIXOTE CAN BE FOUND HERE: https://twitter.com/thetruequixote

END TRANSMISSION.

[NeverSlender]

WE RECALL COMPLAINTS THAT WE WERE TOO CRYPTIC IN DIVULGING OUR LEAD REGARDING THE THERAPIST AND HER MYSTERY PATIENT. OUR MARKET RESEARCH INDICATED YOU WOULD ENJOY HAVING TO PIECE TOGETHER TINY, TINY, PIECES IN ORDER TO UNCOVER POTENTIAL LEADS, BUT PERHAPS WE WERE MISTAKEN.

IN RESPONSE TO THESE COMPLAINTS, WE HAVE DECIDED TO RELEASE OUR MOST RECENT DATA IN THE MOST STRAIGHTFORWARD WAY POSSIBLE.

DON QUIXOTE CAN BE FOUND HERE: https://twitter.com/thetruequixote

END TRANSMISSION.

Can I just say I enjoyed the puzzles. Getting info this way is... Disappointing.

[Mr. Administrator]

DO NOT WORRY. WE WILL RESUME BEING CRYPTIC SHORTLY.

[Pixelmage]

Can I just say I enjoyed the puzzles. Getting info this way is... Disappointing.

Careful. You might create a logic bomb in our poor Mr. A's infinite heads.
"I MUST DISCLOSE INFORMATION IN THE MOST CRIPTIC STRAIGHTFORWARD PUZZLY WAY POSSIBLE."

Anyway, good to know you're not playing us as fools anymore. It's nice to puzzle together the characters' intentions and hints, but if YOU kept witholding information, you'd hinder the opertations yourself.

[NeverSlender]

DO NOT WORRY. WE WILL RESUME BEING CRYPTIC SHORTLY.

Good

[Goldude]

Let me just say that right now, I'm waiting for Quixote's reactions to our tweets and follows.

Edit: Just had a thought. Don Quixote could've been the dude in the chainmail in the first WTF video.

[Replica]

...Well, this is an interesting fellow.

[Dryunya]

HOLY CRAP I SHALL NEVER TAKE A BATH AGAIN
Ok, I have some catching up to do.

OUR MARKET RESEARCH INDICATED YOU WOULD ENJOY HAVING TO PIECE TOGETHER TINY, TINY, PIECES IN ORDER TO UNCOVER POTENTIAL LEADS, BUT PERHAPS WE WERE MISTAKEN.

What is this, a game to you!?

(I am fully aware of the hypocrisy. )

[Adell]

WE RECALL COMPLAINTS THAT WE WERE TOO CRYPTIC IN DIVULGING OUR LEAD REGARDING THE THERAPIST AND HER MYSTERY PATIENT. OUR MARKET RESEARCH INDICATED YOU WOULD ENJOY HAVING TO PIECE TOGETHER TINY, TINY, PIECES IN ORDER TO UNCOVER POTENTIAL LEADS, BUT PERHAPS WE WERE MISTAKEN.

IN RESPONSE TO THESE COMPLAINTS, WE HAVE DECIDED TO RELEASE OUR MOST RECENT DATA IN THE MOST STRAIGHTFORWARD WAY POSSIBLE.

DON QUIXOTE CAN BE FOUND HERE: https://twitter.com/thetruequixote

END TRANSMISSION.

FUN!? What the hell, you ass!

[EdwardTheAwesome]

Moved, since...I guess we have a new reveal?

[JackAlsworth]

I'm really really hoping that he doesn't run into a wind farm while he's here.

[Dryunya]

That guy tweets a lot. If he keeps tweeting past 2 AM local time, I'm gonna hang myself.
(But he's fun to talk to.)

[Dryunya]

Never mind. Starting a new thread.

[Zarek]

I love this guy!

So, he's our man in chainmail. I guess this means we're going to have to find ALL of the previously established escapees.

Do you think we should try to explain what happened, or try to keep on the down-low?

[Scarab]

I'm really really hoping that he doesn't run into a wind farm while he's here.

NOBODY tell him about nuclear power plants.

Seriously, I fear we may have more immediate threats than the disruption of turbine energy for certain areas, or the wall breaking down if he starts translating the existence of Nuclear Power into his rather... unusual minds eye view.

[Pixelmage]

I get the feeling that Mr. A is not straightforward. This seems awfully close to the answer for the newest Cat's Riddle... Seems like Mr. A wants to appear as a more credible source and is sabotaging the Cat's fun.

[Scarab]

A single straight forward fact is appreciated, but not much used to us if it's still surrounded by a lack of clarity and vagueness, at least not unless that fact acts like a rosetta stone for all the other random information we're trying to make sense of. All he's told us is that Don Quixote is about, a fact we probably would've worked out ourselves after finding his blog eventually anyway.

I mean, not that we don't appreciate the effort, Mister A, we totally do, and would also be thankful for further clear explanations in the future (because I'm feeling like the flow of information is not working in our favour), I'm just... throwing that out there.

[Lordxana0]

Hey guys not for nothing and all but we now have an equal number of good guys and bad guys.

[Endless Sea]

Y'know, from the way this instantiation worded his post, I'm tempted to think the Administrators are aware of every crossing of the fourth wall that occurs, and the only reason we had to work for previous characters is because they felt like screwing with us.

(Meta: Something tells me the GMs weren't happy with the pacing.)

[IslaKariese]

Yes.

[Wysp]

Gotta admit, I'm liking this straightforwardness.

[NeverSlender]

Nah, puzzles are more fun, despite the fact the identity of the patient is driving me mad.

[Wysp]

That puzzle I'm enjoying. A fragmented URL? Pass, thanks.

[TheJester]

This Is Possibly One Of The Few Men I Didn't Know About Until I Read This Topic. Very Good.

Well, You May Be Straightforward Mr.A, But I Am Quite Gay Today XD