JackAlsworth wrote:Goldude wrote:Jeroic9 wrote:I think he's getting himself into a noir story by accident. Some new woman has asked to see him, after he learned how to answer the techno as a phone, and asked not to tell anyone her name or where they were meeting.
...Why do I find Quixote as a Noir detective so amusing?
"October 20th. Attacked a windmill. Thought it was a giant on a rampage. Have to find out who put it there. Justice and chivalry will prevail."
"Giant carcass in alley this morning, lance wound on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the windmills and scoundrels will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No.""
You are all my most favoritest people right now.