What do we do with him?

"Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind."

[Refictionalized 12 Dec 2012]

Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:23 pm

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Pixelmage wrote:You could take him home. You'd be a real babysitter. And we'd have a permanent and easy acess to one fictional... For SCIENCE and such... :twisted:


I don't think I have space for him... although I do have an electrical outlet that he can use.

And I would probably have to get him on a bus. That'd go over well.

Why would you put him in a bus?
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Dryunya on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:25 pm

Ok, he's screaming at us to find him his armor.
How the hell are we going to do that when our asses are glued to our Technos? It's not like there's a Google Armor Search. :|
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:26 pm

You could take him home. You'd be a real babysitter. And we'd have a permanent and easy acess to one fictional... For SCIENCE and such...


That's actually a very good point. They've all been running about a lot lately and we barely have track of any of them. If we had one face to face maybe we coud... I don't know, talk about all this. Come to some kind of understanding about what everybody wants.

I mean, he's hardly the most coherent of fictional guys, but that's all the more reason to help him out.

Still I half suspect any attempt to meet him would be vetoed by rapid plot development, as I suspect happened with the Poirot and Holmes thing...

How the hell are we going to do that when our asses are glued to our Technos? It's not like there's a Google Armor Search.


Has he tried ebay?
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:26 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:You could take him home. You'd be a real babysitter. And we'd have a permanent and easy acess to one fictional... For SCIENCE and such... :twisted:


I don't think I have space for him... although I do have an electrical outlet that he can use.

And I would probably have to get him on a bus. That'd go over well.


Not a good idea. He might try to slay the bus.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby ToMorning on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:26 pm

How the hell are we going to do that when our asses are glued to our Technos? It's not like there's a Google Armor Search.


The power of social networks? :gurt:
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby WackyMeetsPractical on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:27 pm

I wonder if any of the other characters could be used to find his armor? We have two detectives don't we? Although last I heard, they have problems of their own.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:27 pm

WackyMeetsPractical wrote:I wonder if any of the other characters could be used to find his armor? We have two detectives don't we? Although last I heard, they have problems of their own.


Different countries :/
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby JackAlsworth on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:29 pm

Scarab wrote:Still I half suspect any attempt to meet him would be vetoed by rapid plot development, as I suspect happened with the Poirot and Holmes thing...


And of course, I could say, "I wanna meet with you" and he could say "WTF would I want to meet a stranger from the internet?" 'S probably what I'd say in his place.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Goldude on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:30 pm

WackyMeetsPractical wrote:I wonder if any of the other characters could be used to find his armor? We have two detectives don't we? Although last I heard, they have problems of their own.

Hmm... this could be a clue maybe. Because it turned out Frontier Psychiatrist was a clue.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:31 pm

Can someone update the timeline, by writing that Chainmail Guy was Don Quixote?
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby WackyMeetsPractical on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:31 pm

What would happen if we directed him to report his lost armor to the police?
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:32 pm

Victin wrote:Can someone update the timeline, by writing that Chainmail Guy was Don Quixote?

Already done.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Dryunya on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:32 pm

ToMorning wrote:
How the hell are we going to do that when our asses are glued to our Technos? It's not like there's a Google Armor Search.

The power of social networks? :gurt:

If I start looking for a Don Quixote's armor in our Facebook ripoff, I may lose whatever friends I happen to have there. :?

JackAlsworth wrote:And of course, I could say, "I wanna meet with you" and he could say "WTF would I want to meet a stranger from the internet?" 'S probably what I'd say in his place.

He wouldn't. Waaaay too out of character. So far, he was very friendly, and he'd probably appreciate a companion. Which is exactly why we shouldn't ask him. He will be promptly disposed of, unless Echo Chamber really is everywhere.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:33 pm

WackyMeetsPractical wrote:What would happen if we directed him to report his lost armor to the police?

IslaKariese wrote:Already done.

Wow, you guys are fast
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby JackAlsworth on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:35 pm

Goldude wrote:Hmm... this could be a clue maybe. Because it turned out Frontier Psychiatrist was a clue.


If it is a clue, that is one hell of a long-term plan they've got running.

Dryunya wrote:He wouldn't. Waaaay too out of character. So far, he was very friendly, and he'd probably appreciate a companion. Which is exactly why we shouldn't ask him. He will be promptly disposed of, unless Echo Chamber really is everywhere.


It seems incredibly weird to me that EchoChamber would give the location of a character and then not have a go-to plan if someone requested a meet-up. Not necessarily have someone there, but a good way of rebuffing any pursuit.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:36 pm

Goldude wrote:Aww, he doesn't like dubstep.


Shame, it was a good song.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Dryunya on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:38 pm

Victin wrote:
WackyMeetsPractical wrote:What would happen if we directed him to report his lost armor to the police?

IslaKariese wrote:Already done.

Wow, you guys are fast

I think he meant that they already edited the timeline.
And pointing a delusional guy with somebody else's phone to the police is, of course, such a good idea. ;)

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Goldude wrote:It seems incredibly weird to me that EchoChamber would give the location of a character and then not have a go-to plan if someone requested a meet-up. Not necessarily have someone there, but a good way of rebuffing any pursuit.

I'm afraid that that rebuff may involve Putting him On A Bus, and that's not what we want. But if you want it so much, I can't really stop you, amirite? ;)
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby NeverSlender on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:38 pm

JackAlsworth wrote:If it is a clue, that is one hell of a long-term plan they've got running.


Have you not seen when Mr. A made his twitter?
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:38 pm

:!: HE PUT HIS ARMOR IN A TRASH CAN (not it, but you know what I mean) AND A GARBAGE TRUCK CAME AND GOT IT :!:
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Victin on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:40 pm

Dryunya wrote:
Victin wrote:
WackyMeetsPractical wrote:What would happen if we directed him to report his lost armor to the police?

IslaKariese wrote:Already done.

Wow, you guys are fast

I think he meant that they already edited the timeline.
And pointing a delusional guy with somebody else's phone to the police is, of course, such a good idea. ;)

I was joking
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby WackyMeetsPractical on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:41 pm

HE PUT HIS ARMOR IN A TRASH CAN (not it, but you know what I mean) AND A GARBAGE TRUCK CAME AND GOT IT


If that is true, should we advise him to go rummage through the dump? That would be very amusing.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Adell on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:41 pm

Why not ask him to call one of us and tell us where he hid it, privately lol? I dunno, he's using a phone so he should be capable of that.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Dryunya on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:41 pm

He won't tell me where he hid the armor. He's starting to annoy me.
Victin wrote::!: HE PUT HIS ARMOR IN A TRASH CAN (not it, but you know what I mean) AND A GARBAGE TRUCK CAME AND GOT IT :!:

Such a cliche... Crazy Enough To Work. :mrgreen:
I have no idea how to direct him to the garbage disposal, though. Also, he's logged off for now. Phew.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Scarab on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:43 pm

HE PUT HIS ARMOR IN A TRASH CAN (not it, but you know what I mean) AND A GARBAGE TRUCK CAME AND GOT IT


Oh for the love of... Somebody stop this guy, before he hurts himself. Or finds a power plant.

In honesty, I guess he'll probably be okay. He may be crazy, but he SURVIVED all those crazy hallucinogenic/metaphorical exploits in his books, so... Yeah, I'm sure they have plans to stop the whole meeting thing, somebody is clearly working in motion to monitor how fast things progress here, and given how quickly a lot of you guys can think, it must be no mean feat.
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Re: What do we do with him?

Postby Dryunya on Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:44 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
JackAlsworth wrote:If it is a clue, that is one hell of a long-term plan they've got running.

Have you not seen when Mr. A made his twitter?

His account wasn't exclusively made for the ARG. It was more like Zack's - tweeting some random EC-related stuff now and then. All the older posts are deleted now, IIRC.
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