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So, there is Don Quixote walking among us. He is open to conversations, but what are we going to do with him? He is sooo getting himself in trouble if we leave him as he is.
(And he also recognized himself in the Chainmail Guy video.)

Yeah! I kind of contributed! With the video.

Anyway, I would think it would be good to try and locate his armor but that seems near-impossible.

Well, first thing's first: Does he know he's fictional?

Unlikely. Victin mentioned that he had read stories about his prowess, and this was his response.

EDIT: Heard. He heard stories. Sorry. That may or may not invalidate my point.

Look at this. What do you think?
Also, :o DON QUIXOTE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME I HAVE NO WORDS TO THIS AWESOMENESS, OH WAIT I DO HAVE,

He's been here for possibly a month.

He has a smartphone.

Replica wrote:Yeah! I kind of contributed! With the video.

Anyway, I would think it would be good to try and locate his armor but that seems near-impossible.

Instead of that, why don't we try and locate an actual black smith for him. Crazy, I know, but I mean with a city that large they must have a place inwhich you can either get antiques, replica armour, etc, etc for recreational use.

Fang_ wrote:

Replica wrote:Yeah! I kind of contributed! With the video.

Anyway, I would think it would be good to try and locate his armor but that seems near-impossible.

Instead of that, why don't we try and locate an actual black smith for him. Crazy, I know, but I mean with a city that large they must have a place inwhich you can either get antiques, replica armour, etc, etc for recreational use.

The best way would be having someone there. And who do we have there? This person

Fang_ wrote:

Replica wrote:Yeah! I kind of contributed! With the video.

Anyway, I would think it would be good to try and locate his armor but that seems near-impossible.

Instead of that, why don't we try and locate an actual black smith for him. Crazy, I know, but I mean with a city that large they must have a place inwhich you can either get antiques, replica armour, etc, etc for recreational use.

Closest thing I can think of would be an ironmongers. Dunno if America has them. Btw is directing him to a smithy a good idea? A guy in full armour with a sword would not fit in.

EDIT: Can't type today.

Maybe we could give him a bulletproof vest. Also, what? I just thought of it, and he posted. But seriously, what?
EDIT: \/ Ninja'd

>I love how everyone in this new world speaks Spanish! So very convenient!

Wat.

Well, that does it. He doesn't know he's fictional and even believes he's still speaking Spanish. F***

Victin wrote:Maybe we could give him a bulletproof vest. Also, what? I just thought of it, and he posted. But seriously, what?
EDIT: \/ Ninja'd

Everyone to him is speaking spanish? Someone try speaking to him in actual spanish lol.

Victin wrote:Also, what? I just thought of it, and he posted. But seriously, what?

The possibility I thought of is that all these characters are leaking out of English translations of their books, so they don't know they're speaking a different language.

Victin wrote:Maybe we could give him a bulletproof vest. Also, what? I just thought of it, and he posted. But seriously, what?

Bulletproof vest is a good idea, would be at least more protection for him seeing as we KNOW he will get into trouble... and I have no words for that lol. Other than maybe just for the sake of convenience the world "loads" Spanish for him.

The possibility I thought of is that all these characters are leaking out of English translations of their books, so they don't know they're speaking a different language.

I figured that, too, but then how come he commented on people speaking "fragmented English" or whatever earlier?

The internet. Lol and WTF and tlkng lik ths.

What if we send him his book?

I'm afraid of a Heroic BSOD, but that might be one way to confirm his awareness level.

Guys. I think you are talking about irrelevant stuff.
There is a freaking guy in a suit of armor walking around with a freaking stolen iPhone (that wasn't charged for a week, lol). I can't believe he's still talking to us. The first thing we need to do is to keep him in touch and out of trouble.
I kind of missed the point that the phone charge was conveniently ignored until now... And mentioned it to him. Kind of a Genre Blind move on my part, but oh well. I'm not sure whether or not the police will trace the stolen iPhone and catch him, but considering that he is walking around for that time, I believe he may be safe (though that scratches my Suspension Of Disbelief quite deeply).
What do we need to do next? Teach him where to get food? Shelter? Goddamn money?
Are we goddamn babysitters for a Fish Out Of Temporal Water now?

...Should we point him to Cheshire? Mr. A? Holmes?

Yes. Yes we are.

It doesn't seem like he needs a babysitter. He's lasted this long. All he needs is his armor. Let's let that be the focus. Although I have no idea how to go about finding it.

Dryunya wrote:Guys. I think you are talking about irrelevant stuff.
There is a freaking guy in a suit of armor walking around with a freaking stolen iPhone (that wasn't charged for a week, lol). I can't believe he's still talking to us. The first thing we need to do is to keep him in touch and out of trouble.
I kind of missed the point that the phone charge was conveniently ignored until now... And mentioned it to him. Kind of a Genre Blind move on my part, but oh well. I'm not sure whether or not the police will trace the stolen iPhone and catch him, but considering that he is walking around for that time, I believe he may be safe (though that scratches my Suspension Of Disbelief quite deeply).
What do we need to do next? Teach him where to get food? Shelter? Goddamn money?
Are we goddamn babysitters for a Fish Out Of Temporal Water now?

It isn't stolen. Someone taught him how to use it. I pointed it out .

WackyMeetsPractical wrote:It doesn't seem like he needs a babysitter. He's lasted this long. All he needs is his armor. Let's let that be the focus. Although I have no idea how to go about finding it.

We could find the "lad" that helped him.

Metababysitters. Not quite as impressive as the other thing but a valiant task.