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[NeverSlender]

Also, the church will provide temporary cover at best, so once the first wave of cops pass, he needs to move down 13th, take a right at E Roy, and then left on 11th and south a block to E Mercer St. If he's fast, he can move down that road to the west and reach a more commercial area, where he can enter a store temporarily, before moving further west and past the interstate. By that point, he should be good again.

Please don't send him to a store. He'll try duel clothes mannequins.

I don't think tiny, one room convenience stores have mannequins...

Nor do they have sufficient security to control the Don.

[Sicon112]

I don't think tiny, one room convenience stores have mannequins...

They do, however, have employees.

He has managed to avoid fights with normal people so far, and by the time the employee's realize he is running from the cops, he should be outta there.

[Scarab]

He has managed to avoid fights with normal people so far, and by the time the employee's realize he is running from the cops, he should be outta there.

I hope you're right, he still hasn't said anything...
I mean, the worst that can happen here is he may end up getting looked over by a police psychiatrist or whatever they have in those places and end up committed. I don't know HOW he'd respond to that.

[NeverSlender]

He has managed to avoid fights with normal people so far, and by the time the employee's realize he is running from the cops, he should be outta there.

I hope you're right, he still hasn't said anything...
I mean, the worst that can happen here is he may end up getting looked over by a police psychiatrist or whatever they have in those places and end up committed. I don't know HOW he'd respond to that.

I do, he'd probably declare himself the Knight of Broadmoor. You know, if Broadmoor was in Seattle.

[NeverSlender]

Anyone else worried he's been quiet since he went to take on the hammering man yesterday?

[IslaKariese]

Anyone else worried he's been quiet since he went to take on the hammering man yesterday?

Of course! I even went to the Cat about it. He said:

Worry is wise! A well-intentioned bumbler, that one. Who knows where he'll be when his 'heroics' are done!

...which doesn't tell us anything, but I wasn't expecting it to, really...

[NeverSlender]

Anyone else worried he's been quiet since he went to take on the hammering man yesterday?

Of course! I even went to the Cat about it. He said:

Worry is wise! A well-intentioned bumbler, that one. Who knows where he'll be when his 'heroics' are done!

...which doesn't tell us anything, but I wasn't expecting it to, really...

I saw that tweet but that was fifteen hours ago. What the hell has he done?!?!

[IslaKariese]

I saw that tweet but that was fifteen hours ago. What the hell has he done?!?!

Offended someone, of course. Someone who really shouldn't be. There will likely be another newspaper article about it.

[NeverSlender]

I saw that tweet but that was fifteen hours ago. What the hell has he done?!?!

Offended someone, of course. Someone who really shouldn't be. There will likely be another newspaper article about it.

I don't know what it is but it better be hilarious.

[Flitterbie]

I saw that tweet but that was fifteen hours ago. What the hell has he done?!?!

Offended someone, of course. Someone who really shouldn't be. There will likely be another newspaper article about it.

You know, I TOLD him not to attack the men in blue uniforms, but does he listen to me? Noooooo....

[IslaKariese]

You know, I TOLD him not to attack the men in blue uniforms, but does he listen to me? Noooooo....

He doesn't listen to anybody. I told him that he was tricked and that we have no kingdom or knighthood and there's no such thing as a Knight of Burger. And yet...

[Dryunya]

Aaand that guy is out. He really was at the police, it seems.

[IslaKariese]

Aaand that guy is out. He really was at the police, it seems.

Indeed. I wonder if he needed bail and if so, who paid it for him...

[NeverSlender]

Hands up if your surprised. Anybody? Nobody? Didn't think so. He couod have at least recorded it for lulz.

[IslaKariese]

... A drunk tank? We only wish that this guy was on drugs all the time, then when he's sober he'd be... okay.

[Dryunya]

Apparently, he got drunk.
I guess that means he is still going to lance that damn statue.

I can't stress this enough: DO. NOT. TELL. HIM. ABOUT. THE. HAMMERING. MAN. And pray that he has forgotten about it already.

EDIT: Too late. x_x

[IslaKariese]

Apparently, he got drunk.
I guess that means he is still going to lance that damn statue.

I can't stress this enough: DO. NOT. TELL. HIM. ABOUT. THE. HAMMERING. MAN. And pray that he has forgotten about it already.

What is it a statue of, exactly?

[Flitterbie]

Apparently, he got drunk.
I guess that means he is still going to lance that damn statue.

I can't stress this enough: DO. NOT. TELL. HIM. ABOUT. THE. HAMMERING. MAN. And pray that he has forgotten about it already.

EDIT: Too late. x_x

No, no, he already DID try to lance the statue. That's where he's been: in jail. Likely for public drunkeness.

[NeverSlender]

I'm surprised your tweet was so restrained. I was expecting something more along the lines of "WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU DO!?!?"

[Flitterbie]

Did not feel like condescending to the possibly-hungover knight. Even over the internet.

[Dryunya]

What is it a statue of, exactly?

Of, you know, a hammering man.
Apparently, it is also animated. No wonder he thinks it's dangerous.

[Flitterbie]

What is it a statue of, exactly?

Of, you know, a hammering man.
Apparently, it is also animated. No wonder he thinks it's dangerous.

Yeah, I'd have attacked it too.

[IslaKariese]

What is it a statue of, exactly?

Of, you know, a hammering man.
Apparently, it is also animated. No wonder he thinks it's dangerous.

Looked it up. It's a statue that does the same thing over and over. Slowly.

[Flitterbie]

What is it a statue of, exactly?

Of, you know, a hammering man.
Apparently, it is also animated. No wonder he thinks it's dangerous.

Looked it up. It's a statue that does the same thing over and over. Slowly.

I'm sorry, where I'm from, moving statues tend to mean horrible things are going to happen.

[The Finch]

Moving statues?

Oh boy...