The witch's advertisement

[Sicon112]

For the record, I could have easily gone longer if not for the willing of both the witch, and Adell.


(Who may or may not be the same person.)

Obviously it could have. We were both keeping up pretty well. To be honest, I was intending to avoid mentioning the site at all at first, but then you posted that message I left for you guys. That totally took me by surprise, so much so that I had to turn on Two Steps From Hell to counter you. I think you're pretty qualified for your own gambiting tropes.

Also, as to the last line, I lol'd.

[Sicon112]

Holy crap, this thread is made of awesome. Should've logged on earlier- pretending to be a disciple of his August Majesty, the Dark One probably would've curried me some favor. ):D

What, you mean the chessmaster duel between me and Shaner, or just the fact that the bloody Witch is running for president... erm, "Wizard"?

[Endless Sea]

Holy crap, this thread is made of awesome. Should've logged on earlier- pretending to be a disciple of his August Majesty, the Dark One probably would've curried me some favor. ):D

What, you mean the chessmaster duel between me and Shaner, or just the fact that the bloody Witch is running for president... erm, "Wizard"?

I mean EVERYTHING. That's why I mentioned the thread instead of anything specific.

[VicariousShaner]

For the record, I could have easily gone longer if not for the willing of both the witch, and Adell.


(Who may or may not be the same person.)

...

</Facepalm>

Theory confirmed.


Anyway, I guess it should be best to focus on other characters for the time being, while the Witchdell goes over the applicants.

[Sicon112]

I mean EVERYTHING. That's why I mentioned the thread instead of anything specific.

Good point. Things kinda went up to 11 the moment the witch's ad got found by Dryu. I vote that this has been the best day of the ARG so far. (Though that may be just cause I got to exercise my brain and my gambiting skills)

You guys agree?

[Sicon112]

...

</Facepalm>

Theory confirmed.


Anyway, I guess it should be best to focus on other characters for the time being, while the Witchdell goes over the applicants.

Don't worry, Adell, you aren't alone; apparently I'm Mr. A! Who woulda thought?

[Adell]

For the record, I could have easily gone longer if not for the willing of both the witch, and Adell.


(Who may or may not be the same person.)

...

</Facepalm>

Theory confirmed.


Anyway, I guess it should be best to focus on other characters for the time being, while the Witchdell goes over the applicants.

*rubs forehead*

*beat*

</facepalm>

[IslaKariese]

*rubs forehead*

*beat*

</facepalm>

There, there, dear Dell. I'm sure your forehead did nothing to offend you so badly.

[Endless Sea]

...

</Facepalm>

Theory confirmed.


Anyway, I guess it should be best to focus on other characters for the time being, while the Witchdell goes over the applicants.

*rubs forehead*

*beat*

</facepalm>

New rule for the drinking game! Down half the glass whenever Adell facepalms!

...Wait a sec, I derailed the thread, didn't I? -_- My bad.

[Scarab]

Good point. Things kinda went up to 11 the moment the witch's ad got found by Dryu. I vote that this has been the best day of the ARG so far. (Though that may be just cause I got to exercise my brain and my gambiting skills)
You guys agree?

MOST things seem to go up by eleven whenever they're found by Dryu. He's like a sentient Awesome Detector. And I was just considered for a managerial position by the Wicked Witch of the west. Yeah, I'd say that was pretty damned awesome... although I have NO idea what I'ddo if she picked me.

If only applying for jobs in normal situations had the same potential success rate...

[Dryunya]

Well... wow. This ARG has so much potential for emergent behavior, it's hilariously awesome!

[NeverSlender]

I lol'd at the entire list of comments on the witch's blog so I left one myself.

[Victin]

Okay, so you guys spent one day fighting and sending job applications to an evil witch.

*beat*

I am so proud of you guys

[ToMorning]

This thread is the most hilarious thing on the forum right now. I almost feel sorry for the witch-- she must have such a headache by now!

Now that I think about it, helping the witch run for president is kind of like what the internet could easily fall for. If there really is a meme-bending master among us, we can make her appear on actual news.

I feel like this needs to happen. Can we please make this happen? Dangit, I knew I shouldn't have slept through all those meme-bending lessons.

[NeverSlender]

This thread is the most hilarious thing on the forum right now. I almost feel sorry for the witch-- she must have such a headache by now!

Now that I think about it, helping the witch run for president is kind of like what the internet could easily fall for. If there really is a meme-bending master among us, we can make her appear on actual news.

I feel like this needs to happen. Can we please make this happen? Dangit, I knew I shouldn't have slept through all those meme-bending lessons.

Wohever's chosen, the hivemind will contribute so this will happen. Flying monkeys will make an awesome meme.

[narrativedilettante]

I was gone yesterday, so I sent in my application this morning. No response yet.

[Pixelmage]

I was gone yesterday, so I sent in my application this morning. No response yet.

Same here. Though I'm not really trying to get choosen, with what I said in my email and all.

[Dryunya]

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING CONICIDENCE.

[Victin]

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING CONICIDENCE.

I really need to catch up with Cracked newest articles.

[Pixelmage]

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING CONICIDENCE.

But, it is. If it wasn't the wickedwitch.com would redirect to her blog. Opportunity Lost there puppetmasters... Opportunity Lost...

[NeverSlender]

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING CONICIDENCE.

Awesome poster. Could be that a player or GM made it.

[Victin]

If they buy the domain, oh Lord, that would be hilarious and

[Dryunya]

I've also mentioned that I'd try to use memetics to promote the witch. Alas, I have no experience at launching memes. Maybe I really should have spent my adolescence at 4chan.
And, from what I've seen, that's sort of the plan the witch is going to approve. Expect that our next task will be making the witch go viral.

I keep asking myself, how is that justified from the point of common sense. Promoting the witch can hardly help us fix the wall.
But it's undeniably hilarious.

[NeverSlender]

If they buy the domain, oh Lord, that would be hilarious and

Drink!

And yeah thay would be awesome. If only it was a bit earlier we could have done a full viral campaign.

[Victin]

If they buy the domain, oh Lord, that would be hilarious and

Drink!

And yeah thay would be awesome. If only it was a bit earlier we could have done a full viral campaign.

I can't drink, I am underage