The witch's advertisement

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[Refictionalized 20 Dec 2012]

Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:21 pm

Victin wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
Victin wrote:If they buy the domain, oh Lord, that would be hilarious and :gurt:


Drink!

And yeah thay would be awesome. If only it was a bit earlier we could have done a full viral campaign.

I can't drink, I am underage :gurt:


Check the rules, minors must drink limeaid. :mrgreen:
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Victin on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:24 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Victin wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
Drink!

And yeah thay would be awesome. If only it was a bit earlier we could have done a full viral campaign.

I can't drink, I am underage :gurt:


Check the rules, minors must drink limeaid. :mrgreen:

Where can I get limeaid? Actually, I don't even know what is limeaid
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:28 pm

Limeade is lime lemonade. Because, you know, Limes. :gurt: :gurt: :gurt:
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Victin on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:30 pm

Dryunya wrote:Limeade is lime lemonade. Because, you know, Limes. :gurt: :gurt: :gurt:

I thought of that. But where can I get a lime? :P
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Scarab on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:37 pm

Just churned out a rather long list of potential campaign strategies in her blog comments section. I do hope I didn't give her too much information...
They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Pixelmage on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:41 pm

Scarab wrote:Just churned out a rather long list of potential campaign strategies in her blog comments section. I do hope I didn't give her too much information...


Scarab, you just derailed the derailment of the topic. Well done. :gurt:
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Victin on Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:43 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
Scarab wrote:Just churned out a rather long list of potential campaign strategies in her blog comments section. I do hope I didn't give her too much information...


Scarab, you just derailed the derailment of the topic. Well done. :gurt:

Does that mean we have to take 3 drinks? One for the derailment, another for the derailment of the derailment, another one for :gurt: , one for the :gurt: in the quote, one more for me derailing the thread, more two for the :gurt:s I put and finally two last ones for these two last :gurt:s?
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:15 pm

Wicked Witch wrote:Fascinating. How would you go about manually spreading this viral campaign around? To whom would my pictures be sent? How can you guarantee a viral success?

Dammit, people, what do I do?? :? :?

Ok, focus. My thoughts: the pictures are sent to random friends (yeah, right, friends to an evil incarnate...), because it doesn't matter who to send when they spread exponentially. Guaranteeing a success... How would I know? :|
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:17 pm

Dryunya wrote:
Wicked Witch wrote:Fascinating. How would you go about manually spreading this viral campaign around? To whom would my pictures be sent? How can you guarantee a viral success?

Dammit, people, what do I do?? :? :?


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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:22 pm

Um, whossat? :?
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:24 pm

Dryunya wrote:Um, whossat? :?


I meant market. Jesus why don't I check my spelling.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby IslaKariese on Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:25 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Dryunya wrote:Um, whossat? :?

I meant market. Jesus why don't I check my spelling.

It's the internet. It's almost as though we're conditioned not to check our spelling.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Adell on Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:59 pm

*tries to put topic back on it's rails* Hold baby...HOLD

*whole topic collapses*

Nice work, guys. :|
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby IslaKariese on Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:03 pm

Adell wrote:*tries to put topic back on it's rails* Hold baby...HOLD

*whole topic collapses*

Nice work, guys. :|

Woot! :lol:
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby The Finch on Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:05 pm

CHOO CHOO GET ON THE DERAIL TRAIN
I WANT YOU TO SAVE THE WALL AND WATCH PONIES
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby NeverSlender on Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:13 pm

ALL ABOOOOAAARRD!!
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:14 pm

*Ozzy Ozbourne laugh* Sorry, too good to pass up.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:15 pm

Mr. Welch wrote:262. I am not allowed to make choo-choo noises when the GM tries to force the plot.

I wrote her something. I think I'm about to be cursed now. :?
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Scarab on Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:40 pm

I wrote her something. I think I'm about to be cursed now.


Oh dear, what did you say?

...You know what would be cool? Linking her to the Evil Overlord's Guide List.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:56 pm

I basically told her that the virals are growing exponentially, but are unpredictable, which is why I can't give her any guaranties. When she asked me for guarantees.
I think I screwed up. =/

Scarab wrote:...You know what would be cool? Linking her to the Evil Overlord's Guide List.

NO.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Scarab on Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:58 pm

I basically told her that the virals are growing exponentially, but are unpredictable, which is why I can't give her any guaranties. When she asked me for guarantees.
I think I screwed up. =/


Not nessecarily, honestly appears, oddly, to win points with this person... or at least I think it's helped me get as far as I have. very selective honestly, but you know.

NO.


Aw :(
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Pixelmage on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:18 pm

Potential minion:
It does not sound as though you are interested in the campaign manager position. For wasting my time with this pointless email (how dare you suggest that I may be more vulnerable here than in Oz!), I send to you the most heinous of hexes, the most cruel of curses, the worst witchery I can think of.
Good day to you.


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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby The Finch on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:18 pm

Pixelmage wrote:
Potential minion:
It does not sound as though you are interested in the campaign manager position. For wasting my time with this pointless email (how dare you suggest that I may be more vulnerable here than in Oz!), I send to you the most heinous of hexes, the most cruel of curses, the worst witchery I can think of.
Good day to you.


:gurt:


DRINK
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Adell on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:21 pm

Well, it's a good thing those curses don't work!
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Pixelmage on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:27 pm

Adell wrote:Well, it's a good thing those curses don't work!


And don't I know that? She failed to curse you NA guys and said that she had to be "in your general area or something" for it to work, so I just had to try and fish some weakness info out of that, being on South America and all. :D

So, she got quite mad with me for saying that shes too weak here to actually inspire fear... She lashed back quite fiercely, still, can't really conclude whether or not she's powerless on this side... Oh well...

I think that shuts down any future attempts from me to get on her good side.
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