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[NeverSlender]

Judging by the witches new blog post, I think I pissed her off. Maybe I was a bit too good. Crap. I'm totally getting revenge for this.

I don't think it's you, I think it's whoever claimed to have magic powers.

[Sicon112]

I'm a little nervous about sending in an application. What if she picks me? I know nothing about campaigning.

Not to worry. You should post all e-mails here anyhow, and then the hivemind will be able to give you a hand when you need it.

[Sicon112]

Judging by the witches new blog post, I think I pissed her off. Maybe I was a bit too good. Crap. I'm totally getting revenge for this.

I don't think it's you, I think it's whoever claimed to have magic powers.

Oooooooh no, I'm almost sure it was me. If it wasn't so long, I would post it and let you see why...

I really hope I'm wrong though. This would be so fun... Especially since I'm pretty knowledgeable on politics and have even done some campaigning on the local level...

[NeverSlender]

Judging by the witches new blog post, I think I pissed her off. Maybe I was a bit too good. Crap. I'm totally getting revenge for this.

I don't think it's you, I think it's whoever claimed to have magic powers.

Oooooooh no, I'm almost sure it was me. If it wasn't so long, I would post it and let you see why...

PM it, you've got me interested.

[Flitterbie]

I think I'm out of the running for Campaign Manager.

So what you are saying, in the same twisting words as the Wizard frequently used, you know no magic at all, and your previous statement was a lie.
I am displeased.
I have sent a curse your way.

[Goldude]

I sent the Dr. Dinosaur e-mail and am waiting for a reply.

[Sicon112]

I sent the Dr. Dinosaur e-mail and am waiting for a reply.

I would like to now award you with plus one internets. Could you, by any chance, post it?

[Flitterbie]

She cursed me. I told her that magic doesn't work here. I really hope I was right.

[Goldude]

I sent the Dr. Dinosaur e-mail and am waiting for a reply.

I would like to now award you with plus one internets. Could you, by any chance, post it?

The throwaway didn't save the sent e-mail, but it went alng the lines of "CHANGE IS GOOD AND ALL NON-REPTILIAN MAMMALS NEED TO BECOME VERMIN TO USHER IN A NEW AGE OF DINOSAURS". Yes, all in caps lock.

[Scarab]

Wait...
I thought she meant a military campaign!
I've never felt so cheated.

Look on the bright side: maybe she'll need a general.

[WackyMeetsPractical]

I sent in my application. Every inch of it is a lie. Told her I was a Navy Seal. Maybe it'll catch her attention.

[Flitterbie]

I sent in my application. Every inch of it is a lie. Told her I was a Navy Seal. Maybe it'll catch her attention.

Did you explain what a Navy Seal was?

[WackyMeetsPractical]

I wonder if we can convince Mr. A to apply, if he hasn't already.

[Flitterbie]

I wonder if we can convince Mr. A to apply, if he hasn't already.

He'd probably say something like "I AM MUCH TOO IMPORTANT I DELEGATE BLAH BLAH BLAH"

[WackyMeetsPractical]

I sent in my application. Every inch of it is a lie. Told her I was a Navy Seal. Maybe it'll catch her attention.

Did you explain what a Navy Seal was?

No. Thought I'd leave it up to her imagination. In character, I didn't assume that she wouldn't know. It would seem odd to describe what a Navy Seal is to someone who is, as far as I know, also from this world.

[Dryunya]

I wonder if we can convince Mr. A to apply, if he hasn't already.

Holy hell, that's the best idea ever!
UPD: Sent the idea on your behalf. Hope you don't mind.

[Goldude]

Hmm... I'm not getting any reply. Should I just post on the blog as Dr. Dinosaur and explain away any inconsistencies with crystals?

[Dryunya]

I'm not getting any, either. I must have not passed.
As I said, I thought it was a different kind of campaign. Quoting "if violence does not solve your problem, you're not applying enough of it" is not the best course of action when running for president.

UPD: Oh, wait. I got a reply. She is not pleased - apparently, she thinks she'd have to do all the work this way.
I'll try to convince her to teach me (yeah, right), so that I can teach new minions in geometrical progression. I'll need to remember that tactic for when I'll be conquering the world with dark magic.

[NeverSlender]

I replied that I would further her campaign through social media and she asked for details. I'm worried that I'm getting somewhere.

[WackyMeetsPractical]

I got a reply from the witch.

She was a bit disappointed when I told her I only knew 7 ways to kill a man without touching him, and she says she knows 107. I'm surprised she counts. She then asked me how I would turn the masses to our side.

I'm terrified right now. Plus I'm about to leave in about 20 minutes, so I better come up with a reply quick.

[Adell]

I replied that I would further her campaign through social media and she asked for details. I'm worried that I'm getting somewhere.

I got something similar with my message. My reply is fairly legit as to how she can run a campaign.

[Sicon112]

I've still gotten nothing. If she doesn't respond, I'm going to have to switch to plan be and start getting info via the blog and making her go ragemode. Already got a post written up, so if I get nothing for a little while longer, it's trolling time.

EDIT: 400 posts... Still 40 posts behind slendy though.

[NeverSlender]

I replied that I would further her campaign through social media and she asked for details. I'm worried that I'm getting somewhere.

I got something similar with my message. My reply is fairly legit as to how she can run a campaign.

What was your idea? I suggested she use a viral marketing campaign.

[Flitterbie]

Wait, she'll need a Vice-President, right?

Who's thinking Wicked Witch/Moriarty 2012?

[WackyMeetsPractical]

I sent my response. But now I have to go. I'll post what I told her and any reply I get when I get back. So long.