Main Witch Discussion Topic

[Blurred_9L]

I don't think we should worry about it, as it's unlikely she'll leave more echoes now.

Yes, I asked Mr. A about that yesterday. He said there's only another witch echo (the one we haven't got yet). I thought it would be best to know where she was, just in case.

[Scarab]

I have logged back in in my sleep deprived state to say one thing and one thing only:

HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET INTO MEXICO? HOW MUCH DID SHE DRINK?

URGH. Should we DO something about this?

[Dryunya]

Unless you can get her a fake passport to get her through the border - I don't think so.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Well, you can always make a virtue of necessity and try again as Campaign Manager, to get her elected president of Mexico.

[S_o_S]

Mexico elections were like yesterday Qara, so that's a no go.

[Blurred_9L]

They were in July. The event where the new president takes hold of the power was yesterday.

[Scarab]

Well, you can always make a virtue of necessity and try again as Campaign Manager, to get her elected president of Mexico.

...Ahaha no thanks. Once was enough.

[Tohrinha]

The Witch has her powers back, apparently.

[Pixelmage]

Oh... Ok... Does anyone versed in Oz canon know if she's the kind to hold a grudge?

[Blurred_9L]

Oh crap, what do we do know?

[Scarab]

Oh... Ok... Does anyone versed in Oz canon know if she's the kind to hold a grudge?

PRAY she doesn't.

I've commented to warn her: this may be the result of the wall breaking down and while it's good now, it won't be so useful when all of reality collapses.

[Sicon112]

Oh... Ok... Does anyone versed in Oz canon know if she's the kind to hold a grudge?

Um.... maybe? It's been a long time, but I can see it happening.

[S_o_S]

Oh... Ok... Does anyone versed in Oz canon know if she's the kind to hold a grudge?

If Wicked is considered Oz canon, then no, I think we'll be fine to be honest. In that case, she's just crazy. Which might be worse.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Oh... Ok... Does anyone versed in Oz canon know if she's the kind to hold a grudge?

As someone versed in Oz canon... she's only alive for most of the first book, so... not enough data? Even in that book, it's unclear whether she's after Dorothy out of revenge for her sister, or because she just wants the silver shoes.

[Dryunya]

We're screwed on sooo many levels.
Maybe we'll convince her to fight Cthulhu, too (I'm not a fan of making them do that, but Morgana has agreed, so why the hell not). But now, we have an actual witch running around. Brace yourselves.

Not to mention that reality is on the verge of collapse.

[BlackWolfe]

Oh... Ok... Does anyone versed in Oz canon know if she's the kind to hold a grudge?

She cursed Nick Chopper to dismember himself a piece at a time just so he wouldn't be able to marry the girl he loved. What do you think?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

She cursed Nick Chopper to dismember himself a piece at a time just so he wouldn't be able to marry the girl he loved. What do you think?

Nope, that was either her sister or Mombi or a third witch whose name currently slips my mind, depending on which retcon of Baum's canon you go by. She was off on the opposite side of the country from him. ^_^

[BlackWolfe]

She cursed Nick Chopper to dismember himself a piece at a time just so he wouldn't be able to marry the girl he loved. What do you think?

Nope, that was either her sister or Mombi or a third witch whose name currently slips my mind, depending on which retcon of Baum's canon you go by. She was off on the opposite side of the country from him. ^_^

Shit, you're right, it was her sister. Feck.

[Blurred_9L]

We're screwed on sooo many levels.
Maybe we'll convince her to fight Cthulhu, too (I'm not a fan of making them do that, but Morgana has agreed, so why the hell not). But now, we have an actual witch running around. Brace yourselves.

Not to mention that reality is on the verge of collapse.

She explicitly said she knows the world is ending, but wants to ger her revenge first. Well, so much for that. Any one has a better plan?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

And I know this was announced in the POIROT post, but... She's apparently going after Sicon? Directly?

...this is probably keikaku doori, isn't it?

Still, kinda freaky/hilarious/whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[BlackWolfe]

It looks like Hercule's going after her before he gets reficced, unless I'm reading that wrong.

[Dryunya]

That's exactly what he said. So, in the best case scenario, the Witch gets refic'd by Poirot. Maybe he'll get cursed for his trouble.

[Scarab]

That's exactly what he said. So, in the best case scenario, the Witch gets refic'd by Poirot. Maybe he'll get cursed for his trouble.

Oh dear v.v

[H22]

Well, Si, I'm very sorry for you and all, but the evil side of me wants Poirot to fail so we can see you turned into a wombat.

Also, why hasno one suggested Witcon? P

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Today's xkcd seems eerily apropos.

And as for what animal the witch should try to turn Sicon in, well, she doesn't stand a chance at success. But hypothetically speaking, she should obviously try to turn him into a polydactyl cat. And if she doesn't want me to destroy her-- armed as I am with a hefty list of nasty ways to defeat people like her straight from Oz-canon-- then she should obviously try to turn him into a puppy.