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S_o_S wrote:Inb4hebecomesaflyingmonkey

There is something more we have to warn you about. If you have been browsing the forums you may already know about this, but just in case you haven’t had the chance, here is currently a group of people in action who’s plans to remain in this world at the expense of all others

They go by the collective name of The Cabal. They are comprised of characters who, like you, emerged from other worlds. While their desire to remain here are, in a way, understandable, we are also now aware of something about people like you that puts an entirely new spin of things: your existence here is messing with the world itself. If the Cabal remain then they run the risk of severely destabilising our reality. If they succeed then not only do people like yourself not get to return home, but those who wish to stay won’t get their desired ending either – the destruction of the world as we know it will see to that.

They are known as Don Juan. James Moriarty, Morgan le Fay, and Erik, otherwise known as The Phantom of the Opera. You may have noticed in the news papers recently that a play known as ‘The Shadow Under the Ice’ has been produced. A member of the Cabal was responsible for this play, to what ends we don’t know, but we know they will use whatever power is in their means to convince you to stay... and I’ve no idea how far that ‘convincing’ will go. Admirably devious they may be, but be damned if this isn’t really bloody inconvenient for us and you.

You can find information about the Cabal and their plans to stay at the following links.
tp://pheeble.twwf.info/?tdnfhaka
http://pheeble.twwf.info/?aaahfybw
http://pheeble.twwf.info/?smnbhjvi
Also, use the passwords Intro1 through to intro6 here: http://pheeble.twwf.info/get_arch_code.html in order to obtain access to the original discussions we found when the Cabal were first identified.

Watch out for these people. We believe they plan to move and attempt to coerce you and others like you, that is if they haven’t already tried. If you choose to stay of your own will, we shall of course continue discussing future plans with you, but your desire to return seems strong. We shouldn’t allow anything to jeopardise that.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:That looks good.
You might want to add a specific warning about Juan (i.e., that he plans to use seduction but is already emotionally engaged elsewhere)

Scarab wrote:I would SPECIFICALLY warn you about Don Juan, who is planning to contact you specifically, he is... shall we say a little questionably forward?

Dryunya wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:That looks good.
You might want to add a specific warning about Juan (i.e., that he plans to use seduction but is already emotionally engaged elsewhere)

Scarab wrote:I would SPECIFICALLY warn you about Don Juan, who is planning to contact you specifically, he is... shall we say a little questionably forward?

"...And if you make out, don't forget to take pictures for our Brain Bleach entry."

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:All right, now you have to buy me some bleach. Thanks a LOT, Dryu.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Okay, Isla raised an interesting point in the chatroom.
Juliet mentioned that she felt strangely drawn to William Shakespeare's name, and Isla wondered if Jules would be able to read his OTHER works.

But I don't think Juliet's the kind of person we should ask for experimental data. We all know who is.

This one's for you, Scarab. Can you ask the witch if she can read anything from any of the following ebooks? (They're a few stuff by L. Frank Baum, the writer of the Wizard of Oz, that have nothing to do with the Oz setting.)

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/436/436-h/436-h.htm

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/4357/4357-h/4357-h.htm

http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/5660/pg5660.html

(any one of them should do; I'm including all three so she can choose the one that best suits her literary preferences, as they're each very different genres)

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:I thought of a workaround, but it's not worth suggesting.
They don't want it to work, so no matter how many workarounds I come up with, none of them will work.

I give up. I tried everything I had (minus this doomed workaround) to stave off Broken Base, but it appears that Failure Is the Only Option. :'(

Scarab wrote:Well, damn it. The witch always seems to be a source of direct information, at least, but it seems this particualr bit of info is something we could've done without v.v

...Yeah about that um.. .campaign thing. Does anybody have anything on that? Anybody?

Pixelmage wrote:Nope.
She'll fail to be elected. Spectacularly.
But that's good intel. Surely helps us filter our options.

Victin wrote:Make her tell us what she wants.

The Witch wrote:I’ll give any notes possible to ensure I have a suitably evil homecoming.

Dryunya wrote:Don't worry, she won't kill us. She will still need us to send her back.
Unless she knows curses with Delayed Reaction.

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Wait, will your flying monkey be rideable, or messenger-size?