So Romeo met a new girl.

[Sicon112]

For the record, anyone that has actually read Romeo and Juliet could easily have seen this happening.


(The very start of the story has Romeo lusting after a completely unrelated girl. It's no surprise at all that he would leave Juliet so quickly.)


He is quite a bit of a drama queen.

I know. We all called this WAY before it actually happened. No one is really surprised. We are just annoyed.

[Sicon112]

I propose a new nickname for him until he snaps out of it: Doucheo.

[OutPaced]

I propose a new nickname for him until he snaps out of it: Doucheo.

Seconded

[Guyshane]

I propose a new nickname for him until he snaps out of it: Doucheo.

Seconded

Thirded

[Inukai44]

fourthed and add that to the fan nickname part of the trope page

[JRPictures]

I propose a new nickname for him until he snaps out of it: Doucheo.

That's a lovely nickname. Wish I thought of it.

[Scarab]

...Alright. That DOES it.

As soon as somebody here tells me it's NOT the worst idea in the world, I am going OVER THERE and I am BRINGING UP the name Rosaline. let's see how he responds to THAT.

[Guyshane]

...Alright. That DOES it.

As soon as somebody here tells me it's NOT the worst idea in the world, I am going OVER THERE and I am BRINGING UP the name Rosaline. let's see how he responds to THAT.

Go right ahead. I've already blatantly called him a moron. Doubt you can do much worse

[Scarab]

...Alright. That DOES it.

As soon as somebody here tells me it's NOT the worst idea in the world, I am going OVER THERE and I am BRINGING UP the name Rosaline. let's see how he responds to THAT.

Go right ahead. I've already blatantly called him a moron. Doubt you can do much worse

RIGHT.

Okay calm now.Sorry about that.

[NeverSlender]

For the record, anyone that has actually read Romeo and Juliet could easily have seen this happening.


(The very start of the story has Romeo lusting after a completely unrelated girl. It's no surprise at all that he would leave Juliet so quickly.)


He is quite a bit of a drama queen.

I've explained that a few times. It's not so much surprise as amazement at his idiocy.

[Scarab]

For the record, anyone that has actually read Romeo and Juliet could easily have seen this happening.


(The very start of the story has Romeo lusting after a completely unrelated girl. It's no surprise at all that he would leave Juliet so quickly.)


He is quite a bit of a drama queen.

I've explained that a few times. It's not so much surprise as amazement at his idiocy.

Oh yeah, we saw this coming alright. Romeo and Juliet was on my reading list at school when I was fifteen (I suspect it was the same foryou, Slender?) and pretty much everyone in the class had Romeo worked out from the get go - at best, he's more in love with the IDEA of being in love than the girl.

The surprising thing is how he doesn't seem to be aware of how stupid and mean he's behaving.

[NeverSlender]

For the record, anyone that has actually read Romeo and Juliet could easily have seen this happening.


(The very start of the story has Romeo lusting after a completely unrelated girl. It's no surprise at all that he would leave Juliet so quickly.)


He is quite a bit of a drama queen.

I've explained that a few times. It's not so much surprise as amazement at his idiocy.

Oh yeah, we saw this coming alright. Romeo and Juliet was on my reading list at school when I was fifteen (I suspect it was the same foryou, Slender?) and pretty much everyone in the class had Romeo worked out from the get go - at best, he's more in love with the IDEA of being in love than the girl.

The surprising thing is how he doesn't seem to be aware of how stupid and mean he's behaving.

Yeah I had to read it too. Most of my class thought Romeo was a dick.

[Zup]

Romeo and Juliet is one of my least favorite of the Bard's plays. None of the characters are particularly likable, and so many people hold Romeo and Juliet up as these paragons of romantic love-- forgetting that the reason why their love is so fierce is because it is CUT SHORT. Don't get me started on those people who say they are looking for their "Romeo" or "Juliet" without regard for their tragic end.

Ugh.

Give me The Tempest any day. Caliban didn't have to deal with this crap.

[NeverSlender]

Romeo and Juliet is one of my least favorite of the Bard's plays. None of the characters are particularly likable, and so many people hold Romeo and Juliet up as these paragons of romantic love-- forgetting that the reason why their love is so fierce is because it is CUT SHORT. Don't get me started on those people who say they are looking for their "Romeo" or "Juliet" without regard for their tragic end.

Ugh.

Give me The Tempest any day. Caliban didn't have to deal with this crap.

We had to read The Tempest as well, which was a MUCH better read.

[Scarab]

Romeo and Juliet is one of my least favorite of the Bard's plays. None of the characters are particularly likable, and so many people hold Romeo and Juliet up as these paragons of romantic love-- forgetting that the reason why their love is so fierce is because it is CUT SHORT. Don't get me started on those people who say they are looking for their "Romeo" or "Juliet" without regard for their tragic end.

Ugh.

Give me The Tempest any day. Caliban didn't have to deal with this crap.

Exactly, I mean I don't now exactly what Shakespeare hismelf was thinking at the time, but mdoern day it's quite clear Romeo just hops from romantic itnerest to romantic interest. The sadness of the tragedy doesn't come from the fact a love story was cut short so much as the fact that if they'd just been in a more understandable situation and hadn't felt so desperate because of their parents fued, they wouldn't have DONE something as dumb as gotten themselves killed in the first place.

That part of the plot would never work in the era of text messaging.

Never read the Tempest. LKinda liked Othello, though.

[Zup]

A lot of scholars think that the story of Romeo and Juliet is less about "true love" and more about clueless parenting. Which makes it really appropriate nowadays.

Also, Othello is heartbreaking. I just want to shake him and say IAGO IS EVIL and stuff. But yes, great play.

And Macbeth is amazing, especially Verdi's opera. Just phenomenal. I love that the protagonist is the villain.

[Sicon112]

A lot of scholars think that the story of Romeo and Juliet is less about "true love" and more about clueless parenting. Which makes it really appropriate nowadays.

Also, Othello is heartbreaking. I just want to shake him and say IAGO IS EVIL and stuff. But yes, great play.

And Macbeth is amazing, especially Verdi's opera. Just phenomenal. I love that the protagonist is the villain.

Macbeth is sweet. Mimsy and I once got to be Macbeth and Macduff respectively in a performance by a group of local people. I was also put in charge of the choreography of the whole battle scene at the end. Dam, that was fun. And hilarious, when one of the background pieces for the castle collapsed during dress rehearsal and my brother's response was to immediately shout improv "MEN! THEY HAVE TREBUTCHETS!"

[Scarab]

A lot of scholars think that the story of Romeo and Juliet is less about "true love" and more about clueless parenting. Which makes it really appropriate nowadays.

Also, Othello is heartbreaking. I just want to shake him and say IAGO IS EVIL and stuff. But yes, great play.

And Macbeth is amazing, especially Verdi's opera. Just phenomenal. I love that the protagonist is the villain.

Macbeth is sweet. Mimsy and I once got to be Macbeth and Macduff respectively in a performance by a group of local people. I was also put in charge of the choreography of the whole battle scene at the end. Dam, that was fun. And hilarious, when one of the background pieces for the castle collapsed during dress rehearsal and my brother's response was to immediately shout improv "MEN! THEY HAVE TREBUTCHETS!"

That is the most fantastic improv in the history of forever.

There was this one time I was at the opening night of a teenage production of Westside Story and the gunshot at the end freaked the guy with the gun so much he fell over. Real gun, with blanks, too (well mayeb not, I think that would be illegal here but it was certainly loud). Scared the audience to death. I don't think it's really apt to LAUGH at Tony's death scene, but...

[Sicon112]

A lot of scholars think that the story of Romeo and Juliet is less about "true love" and more about clueless parenting. Which makes it really appropriate nowadays.

Also, Othello is heartbreaking. I just want to shake him and say IAGO IS EVIL and stuff. But yes, great play.

And Macbeth is amazing, especially Verdi's opera. Just phenomenal. I love that the protagonist is the villain.

Macbeth is sweet. Mimsy and I once got to be Macbeth and Macduff respectively in a performance by a group of local people. I was also put in charge of the choreography of the whole battle scene at the end. Dam, that was fun. And hilarious, when one of the background pieces for the castle collapsed during dress rehearsal and my brother's response was to immediately shout improv "MEN! THEY HAVE TREBUTCHETS!"

That is the most fantastic improv in the history of forever.

There was this one time I was at the opening night of a teenage production of Westside Story and the gunshot at the end freaked the guy with the gun so much he fell over. Real gun, with blanks, too (well mayeb not, I think that would be illegal here but it was certainly loud). Scared the audience to death. I don't think it's really apt to LAUGH at Tony's death scene, but...

No one TOLD him he was going to be firing blanks? Yea... I can see how that would end in hilarity. But what did he expect?

As to the Trebuchet Incident, it WAS rather funny, but then both warring armies collapsed in laughter and while Macbeth was distracted I walked up behind him and hit him over the head, then started my lines as if I had totally just beaten him normally. That...just made everyone laugh more. XD

[Scarab]

No one TOLD him he was going to be firing blanks? Yea... I can see how that would end in hilarity. But what did he expect?

As to the Trebuchet Incident, it WAS rather funny, but then both warring armies collapsed in laughter and while Macbeth was distracted I walked up behind him and hit him over the head, then started my lines as if I had totally just beaten him normally. That...just made everyone laugh more. XD

Shakespeare in the modern era ladies and gentlemen

I dunno WHAT he exactlyed, but I know WE didn't expect it, the whole Audience cracked up.

Back on topic... Romeo's latest post sounds kinda drunk.

[IslaKariese]

...I dunno WHAT he exactlyed...

...Have you been online for too long, dear...?

[Scarab]

...I dunno WHAT he exactlyed...

...Have you been online for too long, dear...?

...Yes. Yes I do believe I must have been. But it's okay because I've been AWAY for forty eight hours now, so should be back to my usual slightly-more-coherent self. Slightly.

Blimey, I seem to have missed some important stuff.