Cabal Chats

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Cabal Chats

Postby H22 on Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:12 am

I can't seem to access the full Cabal chats on my iPad. I seem to remember someone saying somewhere (specific or what?) that they had a similar problem. So on the model of the Gulliver and Pan topics, would someone dedicated and nice transcribe the chats?
Thanks
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:28 pm

intro1
A: Greetings to anyone who may see this message.
A: I am the purveyor of this website.
A: The purpose of this website is to connect people with an interest in the letters that have been sent to one << Average Joe >>.
A: If you have not seen his show yet, here is a link to the video to which I am referring: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z15kdjQCCs
A: I want to figure out who sent that letter, and possibly set up an alliance.
A: I, too, believe that this << Average Joe >> is taking things too far, and would like for him to cease and desist.
A: People may be hurt because of the recklessness he has been exhibiting in his << reporting. >>
A: If there is anyone with information on the person or persons who have sent those letters, please contact me here.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:29 pm

intro2
P: Hello? Is anyone here?
A: Hello!
A: Did you send the letters?
P: No, I too am here because the letters have intrigued me.
P: I apologize for getting your hopes up.
A: …no, no, it is quite alright.
A: We will continue waiting. That will not change.
A: It is nice to be waiting with a companion.
P: I agree.
P: What do they call you?
A: I try not to give out my name.
A: I apologize, friend.
A: You can call me…Angelus.
P: Perhaps your secrecy is the right idea.
P: Alright, then you shall know me by the false moniker of Pyramus.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:38 pm

intro3
S: Sirs, I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
S: I am Steinitz and, though I have not written the letters, I propose that we three get to the bottom of this so-called mystery.
S: We have seen the handwriting in the letters, no?
S: There must be ways of comparing handwriting samples, a massive database of some kind, in this day and age.
P: Seek the letter-writer out?
P: Perhaps in time, my friend, but at this point it is just as possible that he come to us.
S: Your response, Pyramus, gives you away as a lazy man, one altogether unable or unwilling to act even in his own interests.
S: Perhaps Angelus will agree with me that time is of the essence in corralling and controlling this shadowy figure.
P: You call me lazy?
P: I take this as an affront to my honor, sir.
P: Do not cross me again, for I choose to view this besmirching as an accident.
S: You propose doing nothing when there is something to be done.
S: I do not know what word better fits the symptom.
P: Then be so bold as to not hide behind your pseudonym, coward, and speak your thoughts freely in my presence!
A: Calm, you both.
A: Steinitz, you make a good point. Time is of the essence.
A: However, I can understand Pyramus’s complaint – we do not wish to draw out the author of letters if doing so is against his possibly dangerous will.
A: We can, however, make ourselves known to him.
S: Yes, of course!
S: Let us write our own letters, in his style, and send them on to the same man!
P: And what of his address?
A: We will figure something out.
S: If you send me your email addresses, I will send you the address.
P: You know where this address is? How?
S: I have been doing my research carefully.
S: I am nothing if not a man who knows how to learn guarded information.
A: Excellent! Hopefully this will lead the original author straight to us.
A: Is this amenable to you, Pyramus?
P: Yes.
A: Thank you both for co-operating to hatch this brilliant plan.
A: Through these means, we will surely find our man.
A: With him on our side, we can figure out as a group what our next step will be.
S: And now we wait.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:16 pm

intro4
O: Hello.
O: I hear you’ve been looking for me.
O: How charming.
P: Good day, good sir!
P: Are you the letter-writer?
O: I am.
P: Praises, praises!
P: How did you come upon us?
O: I saw I was not alone in my letter-writing.
O: I sought out my compatriots.
O: Here you are.
P: Let me email Angelus, he will be so pleased to make your acquaintance!
P: What should we call you?
O: Call me…let us say “Oberon” as that name suits me today.
P: One moment.
P: I have returned. Angelus will be here shortly.
O: And Steinitz?
P: Ah. Perhaps Angelus will email him.
A: So pleased to meet you, Oberon!
O: And I you, sir.
A: Where did you come up with your idea to send a letter?
O: I understand that that is the best way to complain.
A: It was brilliant in its simplicity.
A: I hope you don’t mind, we took the liberty of sending out letters of our own.
O: Of course, that is how I found you.
A: Wonderful, wonderful.
A: What do you think is next?
P: We could send more letters.
O: More letters?
O: Yes, that will do for now.
O: But we should come up with a plan of action.
O: I do not like this man’s nose in my affairs.
O: I want him gone.
A: Gone?
P: Surely not…gone.
P: Just finished with his reports.
O: Whatever will give me my privacy once again.
O: I do not want to return, and his prying might find a way to send us all back.
A: Yes, I do believe that none of us wish to return.
A: Perhaps we should continue sending letters for now, and come up with a plan of action in the next few days.
O: That is amenable to me.
P: Then I will see you both in a few days time.
P: Feel free to contact me by email if you need me.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:36 pm

intro5
S: Oberon, is it?
S: Angelus is correct, your plan was brilliant.
S: The only thing I would have changed would be the volume of letters.
S: Receiving just one or four letters is not intimidating.
S: Imagine receiving hundreds in a single day.
S: Enough letters that it could fill a broom closet.
S: That many letters would be stifling, oppressive, and create an environment of unease.
S: Perhaps we should alter our plan to send more and more and more still.
O: An excellent idea.
O: Let us put it into effect.
P: Must they all be handwritten?
O: Of course.
O: Use different styles as you write.
O: Make him feel as though hundreds of eyes are watching him at every moment.
S: You’ve elaborated on my elaboration quite nicely.
S: NO.
O: What? Is there news?
S: No. No, I didn’t realize that I was typing here.
S: I apologize for the outburst, it will not happen again.
S: My mistake.
A: I shall start again writing letters as soon as I am back home. That should be sometime tomorrow.
A: May we all write until our hands cramp of overuse!
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:40 pm

intro6
O: This is our message to anyone who has come here from Average Joe.
O: We do not all desire to leave.
O: If you leave us in peace, we will do you no harm.
O: If you wish to join us, we will set a chair at our table and work to our mutual benefit.
O: If you work against us, we will have no choice but to retaliate.
O: We will not have our lives put in the hands of others.
O: We want only to live as freely in this world as the rest of you.
S: Excellent.
S: Perhaps we will acquire new accomplices through these means.
A: Accomplices? We are not criminals.
A: We merely wish to have the right to our privacy and to our living in peace.
A: Perhaps the better word would be “compatriots.”
P: And what if we gain the support of no one through these means?
O: Why, we coerce them.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:17 pm

mindsandmatters
S: Actually, I am not certain that that is all we need to do.
A: Please elaborate.
S: Certainly you have been following Ms. Minds and Matters, yes?
P: Of course.
P: She cannot help but draw attention to our plight.
P: Because she works with a madman, I am certain that all wish to see him sent back.
A: Well we certainly do not want him here, do we?
O: No.
O: He must stay.
O: If any one gets sent back, it is a loss for us.
S: Her notebook went missing, you know.
S: Apparently her phone number was inside.
O: And what do you propose we do?
S: Why, call her, of course.
A: And do what, threaten her?
A: That would be too cruel.
P: She is a very lovely woman. I am sure that we could simply explain our situation to her and it would all be fine. She could walk away.
O: She does not seem the type.
O: We may want to call.
O: Angelus, can you retrieve the notebook?
A: Alright. If we must.
A: Yes. I have an acquaintance in Boston who owes me a professional favor.
A: Just…let us try not to send her to the hospital with fright.
O: All messages left?
A: I believe so.
O: Then we wait.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:21 pm

preparation
A: Pyramus, are your designs ready for me to see?
S: I have the copy ready.
S: I have sent it to Pyramus.
P: My designs should be in your inbox, Angelus.
A: I think I know enough about theatre to know that makeup isn’t only for women.
A: Uh.
A: Ahem.
A: That was…supposed to be in a different conversation. Apologies.
A: You should have my notes, Pyramus.
P: I’ve made the changes you’ve suggested.
O: I would like to see these before they go up.
A: I don’t know that these images will work for what we have in mind.
A: I’ve sent them your way, Oberon.
O: Yes, we don’t really need images.
O: Send me the type, Steinitz?
P: I worked hard on those…
S: Sent.
O: Wonderful.
O: This will do nicely.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:37 pm

meetplan
S: What if we were all to meet?
O: We are all well met here.
S: I mean in reality. In a single place.
S: We cannot fully trust one another if we have nothing to lose by losing one of our number.
S: The closer we are, the stronger our bond will prove.
O: Where would we meet?
S: We would need to see where we all are first.
S: Are we all in the same country?
O: I am in the United States.
S: As am I. For now.
S: Now we wait to see where the others are.
P: I too am in the States.
A: And I, though I am subject to much travel for my line of work.
S: Very good.
S: What excellent luck of ours.
S: Is there any objection to the western coast?
P: I am close enough.
A: I am currently on the east coast, though, as I mentioned, I travel often.
O: The west would be fine by me.
A: I am, in fact, supposed to be in San Francisco for work in a few days time, over the weekend. Would you all find that too difficult?
S: San Francisco would work for me.
O: And me as well.
P: I suppose I can find a way to be in San Francisco for this.
O: Then we are agreed on a general location.
O: Angelus, when exactly are you in?
O: By that I mean when do you arrive.
A: I can email you all my hotel information.
A: If we can find a way to meet at the same hotel, that would be best.
A: I will be in on the 3rd and staying through the 6th.
O: Excellent, then we shall all plan around that.
P: Have you sent the email already, Angelus?
P: I don’t have it in my inbox.
S: Nor I.
S: Send it soon or we won’t have time to make the necessary arrangements.
A: Yes, apologies, I’ve been busy with work.
A: There, I’ve sent the email.
A: If any of you have trouble with travel arrangements, I am not a man of small means.
O: We should, at our meeting, discuss how we intend to move forward as a group, collaboratively.
P: To be truly effective, we will need to grow.
P: To be only four people? How much of an affect can be possibly have?
A: Pyramus makes a good point.
A: We will need to discuss reaching out to others.
P: What is the weather in San Francisco like?
S: Cold.
A: I will see you all tomorrow. I am leaving on my flight out tonight.
A: I hope you all have a safe journey.
P: I am leaving now.
P: Godspeed to you all.
O: My flight was just rescheduled.
O: I may be a little late.
S: I am in San Francisco.
S: Let’s meet at the hotel conference room, I’ve arranged to have it to ourselves all day long.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:48 pm

attack
O: The post system! On the website!
O: We take control of it.
O: We direct attention to ourselves.
O: We gather those who are sympathetic to our cause – perhaps even others who share it!
S: That…is a brilliant plan.
S: God but you are intelligent.
O: God had little to do with it.
O: But thank you all the same.
O: It was your idea what inspired mine, but you are already so confident in your own intellect that I hardly need compliment you on it.
S: And is that a flaw, madam?
O: Hardly; if it be a flaw, it is as much of a flaw as your intellect itself.
P: I too find your intellect incredible.
O: I’m sure Steinitz is flattered, but I doubt he wants to rut any more than I do.
P: I meant to compliment you, milady…
A: Could we please…continue speaking of the plan at hand?
A: I think it has a real chance of success.
A: I should change the permissions on this site so that no one who is not sympathetic to our cause can join.
A: I will personally go through all of the requests for usernames.
P: Perhaps I should design the visuals for the attack?
P: I have an eye for beauty.
A: I too have all too much knowledge of what is and isn’t pleasing to the eye.
A: I would be happy to look over your designs and critique them as necessary.
S: I can write for them.
O: Excellent.
O: Let us decide on a date to launch.
O: Midnight on the 16th?
A: Excellent.
P: I shall have the designs ready by then.
P: I’m sure all who view them will find them as irresistible as I find you, milady.
O: …Delightful.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:15 pm

postmeet
P: My love, where are you?
P: Have you seen the news?
P: I also have a bouquet of flowers with no address to send it to, so if you would be so kind as to fix that, I would be yet again your humble servant.
O: Fix that? As a dog gets fixed? Gladly; hand me the knife.
O: Would that you had never discovered that I was a woman…
O: I told you, and I tell you again, I will not be one of your many hangers-on.
O: I have no desire for your arms, your lips, your tenderness, your affections, your lust, or any other part of you.
O: Please redirect those desires from me and we shall all be the happier for it.
P: Bruja.
S: What news?
P: This new site of << Average Joe >>’s seems to be gaining some traction.
P: He’s posting information none of us had access to when we met.
S: How is he gathering all of this information?
S: Surely he cannot be more than the average person he claims himself to be.
O: He came of age with all of this information and technology in his hands.
O: We are playing at a chase with someone so far ahead of us technologically that he needn’t move.
A: Have we located him yet?
A: Do we know where he is operating from?
S: It appears as though he is changing location as it suits him.
S: Perhaps we ought focus less on him and more on his site.
A: Meaning what, exactly?
S: Have you heard the tale of the arrogant thief?
P: I have not.
A: Nor I.
S: There was a man of enormous intellect, years and years ago, who decided to turn to a life of petty crime.
S: His reasons were sound at first – he had lost his job and had a family to provide for.
S: He started small, and began taking things of little value from families who would hardly notice their absence. Cups and whatnot.
S: A year went by and he didn’t get caught.
S: He managed to get another job, but kept stealing.
S: His thefts, over the next few years, would become bigger and more extravagant.
S: Jewels, precious metals, priceless art. It did not matter, because he was never caught.
S: He became arrogant, thinking he would never get caught.
S: This led to him being careless.
S: He left a slip of paper at his final theft, a piece of a shopping list from his wife.
S: His handwriting was analyzed, matched, and he was caught.
S: They arrested him on the steps of his place of work.
P: A delightful tale, I’m sure, but it does not appear to have any direct connection to the four of us.
A: Yes, I am afraid that I am also at a loss. What does this have to do with our endeavor?
O: Was it not obvious?
O: Did he not make himself clear?
A: I am afraid not, no.
O: The crooked man’s fault can be utilized by we who know better.
O: He was caught by leaving a trail easily followed, no?
P: It would be easy for me to follow you, my love, were you to give me an address.
P: I would be your faithful follower, bending the knee at your grace and loveliness every time you deigned speak but a word to me.
O: Then a word: hush.
O: Think, Angelus. We are not in the same boat as the thief, are we?
A: Exactly.
O: We want to be found.
O: Therefore we leave a trail.
A: Ahh. We put the breadcrumbs on the ground and lead others straight to us!
O: Not breadcrumbs, no.
O: Those are easily picked apart.
O: We need something more lasting.
S: Brilliant deduction, madam.
P: What such trail could we leave?
P: Are we to send more letters?
P: We must consider what our plan of attack will actually be before we plan how to execute it.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:17 pm

announcement
S: We certainly picked the right time to do this.
S: You’ve all seen the announcement, yes?
O: Aye, of course we have.
O: They can find us now.
O: This is not what we wanted.
S: Then we had better tell them what we want, my love.
O: Yes.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:31 pm

thecat
C: My cause is your cause, fellow characters!
C: Oh, is no one around to hear my declarations?
C: Rather disappointing, I’d say.
C: I’d say many things but only hear the echoes return.
C: Am I the only one here? Really? That can’t be true.
C: You’re all here with me, so long as I pretend.
A: Marvelous, new blood!
A: Welcome to our chat room, friend.
A: Your name?
C: Perhaps it is too soon to reveal such a thing as my name to you.
C: Hell, I hardly know any of you!
C: And hell is where I’ll be going back to if they all have their way…
C: No no no no no no no no I won’t go back I won’t I won’t
C: This is where I’m fed and warm and almost thinking and I can’t
C: Orphaned and alone and smiling and smiling and in the shadows the darkness smiling always smiling
C: Mother dead father dead brother dead sister dead dead as I am dead
S: Calm yourself. There were four of us. We will call you 5 if you have no objection to it.
C: Do not presume to patronize me!
C: Only a number? No no I must have a name or I will vanish forever
C: Just a number would take me off and away
C: Unless
C: And even if I COULD find a sausage that big
C: No one would ever believe me!
P: Are you well, sir?
C: LOOK BEYOND THAT WHICH YOU SEE
C: EVEN THOSE BORN WITH EYES CLOSED CAN SEE MORE CLEARLY
C: FOR THOSE WITHOUT VISION WILL LIVE IN BRIGHTER DARKNESS
C: ENOUGH TO MAKE MADDER MEN WITH MORE METTLE
C: Yeah I’m just fuckin with you :D
A: …I assume no one would object to my banning him?
C: :D
C: :D
C: :D
O: Go ahead.
C: :D
C: :D
C: :D
C: :D
C: :D
C: :D
C: :D
C: :D
S: No objection.
C: :D
C: :D
C: :D
C: :D
P: What is taking so long?
C: :D
C: :D
C: :D
SYSTEM: User C has been BANNED.
A: Taken care of.
P: Finally.
O: Perhaps we should better encrypt our chat sessions. Randomized titles, et al.
A: A good idea. Let us implement it immediately.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:42 pm

tdnfhaka
O: Oh god
O: Oh god
O: They took her
O: They took Cinderella
O: They took her and they sent her back
O: We have failed
O: They can send us back now
O: They know how to
O: I can’t go back
O: No I can’t go back
O: This is freedom
O: This is what freedom feels like
O: I have never before felt like I was free from predestination
O: I can’t
O: I won’t go back
O: They can’t make me
O: I
O: I’ll find my own echo first
O: I’ll hide it
S: Calm down, darling.
S: We cannot continue if we are under such duress.
S: Why don’t you make a nice hot pot of tea, and sit down in front of the fireplace.
S: Maybe find a good book.
S: A nice biography.
O: No James no
O: I can’t be calm
O: They’re going to take us away
O: Steal us away from here
O: I can’t let that happen
O: I need to find something
O: Something that will make this all better
O: We have failed James
O: Someone has been sent back
O: Which means we can all be
S: Morgan
S: Would it make you feel better to know that I am also shocked?
S: I did not think it would take so little time for them to discover how to send us back.
O: If they send us back
O: I’ll never see you again
O: We can never be together
O: Separated by a thousand years.
S: It’s…it’s only seven hundred.
S: Maybe even only six.
O: That doesn’t help James
O: Oh god
O: Oh god
O: What do we do?
S: I…
S: I don’t know yet.
S: Let me think
S: I will let you know soon, love.
S: But I will do my best to make sure that we, and all the rest, stay exactly where we are.
O: Yes
O: Yes
O: Do
O: Please do
O: I love you
S: And I you.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:57 pm

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A: I see you’ve all heard of Cinderella’s return.
A: I…must admit, I did not know she was in New York, or I would have…
A: Never mind.
A: That cannot be changed.
P: We can at least take comfort in the fact that she did not appear to go against her will.
P: She has her happy ending, which is all she ever wanted.
P: It does not seem to have been…a struggle.
P: This is what she wanted.
P: That is my only comfort.
A: We must find out how we can make ourselves stay.
A: This process appears to be such that it can rip us out of reality at any point, and place us back to live out our horrible stories over and over again.
A: We must be free from that.
A: We must stay here.
A: But where can we begin?
S: Perhaps we need to go about this by doubling our recruiting efforts.
S: Who do we know to be in this world so far?
P: Poirot.
P: Gulliver, Long John.
P: The Witch.
P: The monster.
A: His name is Adam.
O: Romeo, Juliet, Pan, Quixote, Todd.
S: The cat.
S: Holmes.
A: Alright, now we divide them between us.
A: No one take the cat, please. We don’t want him back.
P: I can woo the ladies to our cause, if they are not already so struck with their desire to stay.
O: And the best of luck to you with that endeavor.
O: The Witch seems as though she would be difficult to convince, though.
O: Juliet does not seem to be any easier.
O: Perhaps she needs reiteration as to her ending.
O: Maybe that can help her see that we need to stay here, be in control of our own destinies.
O: No more star-cross’d lovers.
O: I can take the detectives.
S: NO
S: I mean
S: You should take one of them.
S: One of them seems such that he might be more inclined to listen to a beautiful woman.
O: Oh, James.
O: Flatter gets you nowhere you haven’t been before.
A: Ahem?
S: Take Poirot.
S: I shall handle Holmes.
O: I will also take the pirate.
O: He seems the type to be easily cowed by someone stronger than he.
O: This is cheering me, slightly.
P: I feel as though I have much to discuss with Adam.
A: What, women?
A: No. Adam is mine.
A: There is so much…we cannot be more alike.
A: Quixote as well, though on a very different level.
P: What, you get the Spanish one now?
S: Gulliver seems the sensible type. I’ll plead our cause with him.
S: And perhaps Todd.
S: We all come from the same country, we can discuss how much we…long for it?
O: You’ll do good to remember I’m from the same land.
S: Yes, dear, but from such a long time past that you would hardly have anything to relate to.
P: Fine. I will take Romeo. We too have much in common.
P: Who takes Pan, then?
A: I can.
O: No, no, leave Pan to me.
O: He is the one who threatens our cause the most.
O: He is too visible.
A: You…you can’t be thinking to kill him.
A: He is just a boy.
O: I’m not going to kill him.
O: That’s not my chief tactic when dealing with people, Angelus.
S: And if she has to, she will.
O: I just said that I’m not going to kill him.
A: Alright, well…
A: We have our assignments.
A: Let’s keep one another posted as we come into contact with our men.
P: And ladies.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:18 pm

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A: I have been making good headway with Adam.
A: I have asked him to do a task for me of little importance, but to test his verve.
A: It seems as though he has acted.
O: Fantastic.
O: I am working on contacting Pan now.
S: I have had little luck getting in touch with either Todd or Gulliver as of yet.
S: Still trying.
A: I wanted to invite you all to a showing for my play, by the way.
A: It’s what all of my work thus far has been about.
A: It’s premiering in New York, and I have a few interested companies all over the country.
O: Certainly!
O: I would be delighted!
O: I don’t know that I have ever seen a “play” before.
O: Can you tell me about it?
A: Well, it’s called A Shadow Under The Ice.
A: It’s based on…well, various experiences of my own.
A: The reviews so far are quite encouraging.
O: I don’t know exactly when I would be able to go.
O: How long is it open?
A: Hopefully for quite some time.
P: Is it coming to the Southwest at any point?
A: I am not currently meeting with anyone in the Southwest, sadly.
A: Though I can always fly you out to New York, if you would be interested.
P: That would be wonderful.
P: I am certain that you are quite talented.
P: I will bring my fiancee, if you give me leave to do so.
S: Your what?
S: And yes, Angelus, we would love to be a part of your opening.
P: My fiancee.
P: I met her last week, fell in love, and proposed a few days ago.
P: She is perfect.
P: This is the first time I have wanted to become a…an honest man.
P: A husband.
O: Well now I know why you have not been acting untowardly toward me recently.
P: Yes.
P: Apologies.
P: Old habits and all.
A: Well this…is unexpected news.
A: Congratulations are in order!
A: When is the wedding?
P: We are not certain yet.
P: She is a bit, ah, concerned.
P: There are women who follow me around and will not leave me be.
P: I try to explain to her that it is not something I can help.
A: Oh, pity.
A: It seems Don Quixote is not persuaded by my letter.
A: It sounds as though Romeo is open to speaking with us, though. Pyramus?
P: But she insists that I must be leading them on in some manner, that I must be unfaithful in some way. No matter how much I insist that she is truly the only woman I love and the only woman I will ever need, she does not seem to believe me.
A: And yet she is going to marry you.
P: I suppose she believes the odds are in her favor.
P: I do not understand, but…I love her.
P: I will continue on.
P: For her.
S: Angelus!
S: Is that murder your doing?
S: Quixote will never join us if we have MURDERED HIS LOVE INTEREST.
A: Wh-what?
A: What murder?
A: OH
A: Oh lord
A: No.
A: That was not me.
O: I’ve already said I wouldn’t be killing anyone.
P: I’m more of a lover than a fighter.
S: And they all blame us.
S: Typical.
A: They blame us for the many deaths Adam has suffered recently as well.
A: It’s as though they don’t realize we only wish to stay.
A: Why would we put those who are already on the verge of sympathizing with us, or joining us, in harm’s way?
A: It is entirely counter to our best interests.
O: We will have to keep an eye on these accusations.
O: Perhaps we will address them directly at some point.
S: They do have a chatroom now.
O: Ugh.
O: I despise stealing good ideas.
A: I do not mind.
A: hough perhaps it is time for some damage control.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby H22 on Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:32 pm

Thank you very much Tohrinha. (The penultimate chats merely confirm my Moriarty sympathies)
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Tohrinha on Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:10 pm

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O: It is done.
P: How did you know?
O: What?
P: That was uncanny. You messaged just as my popcorn finished.
O: I don’t care.
P: I am just now sitting down to enjoy Meet the Parents with my beloved
O: I don’t care.
P: Supposedly this is a flawed but enjoyable film.
O: No one cares, Pyramus.
S: Just talk over him.
P: I am uncertain of the merits of its male lead.
O: Pan is arrested.
O: He is now as far from their grasping hands as we can get him.
A: I hope it was worth it, taking a noble boy and making him look like a villain like this: http://xovr.twwf.info/monitor.wav
P: But Mr. Stiller always makes Melissa laugh.
S: This is a start.
S: But Pan is not completely sealed off from them.
S: They may find a way to reach his attorney.
P: And that is reason enough for me to enjoy it.
O: It won’t matter if he is put behind bars quickly enough.
O: It is for his own good.
O: He is safe.
P: I am not sure I would recommend it, though.
S: This way, he cannot bumble around the world looking for ways to go back and endangering himself in the process.
S: Heading straight into a hurricane? What was he thinking?
P: So far it relies far too much on inducing cringes.
P: And there are some pacing issues with the second act.
P: Are you guys even listening?
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Scarab on Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:39 am

...That's it. That's the audio from the little girl's video!

And it's COMPLETELY non-incriminating! Quite the opposie in fact! At the risk of stating the obvious, we need to get this to the Judge RIGHT now.

Poor kid, I think we all know how that situation feels :/
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby S_o_S on Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:40 am

Scarab wrote:...That's it. That's the audio from the little girl's video!

And it's COMPLETELY non-incriminating! Quite the opposie in fact! At the risk of stating the obvious, we need to get this to the Judge RIGHT now.

Poor kid, I think we all know how that situation feels :/


Already been done Scarab, and the attorney has received it.
Not a distress call. Honest.
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Re: Cabal Chats

Postby Scarab on Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:41 am

S_o_S wrote:
Scarab wrote:...That's it. That's the audio from the little girl's video!

And it's COMPLETELY non-incriminating! Quite the opposie in fact! At the risk of stating the obvious, we need to get this to the Judge RIGHT now.

Poor kid, I think we all know how that situation feels :/


Already been done Scarab, and the attorney has received it.


YAY! :D
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