thecatC: My cause is your cause, fellow characters!
C: Oh, is no one around to hear my declarations?
C: Rather disappointing, I’d say.
C: I’d say many things but only hear the echoes return.
C: Am I the only one here? Really? That can’t be true.
C: You’re all here with me, so long as I pretend.
A: Marvelous, new blood!
A: Welcome to our chat room, friend.
A: Your name?
C: Perhaps it is too soon to reveal such a thing as my name to you.
C: Hell, I hardly know any of you!
C: And hell is where I’ll be going back to if they all have their way…
C: No no no no no no no no I won’t go back I won’t I won’t
C: This is where I’m fed and warm and almost thinking and I can’t
C: Orphaned and alone and smiling and smiling and in the shadows the darkness smiling always smiling
C: Mother dead father dead brother dead sister dead dead as I am dead
S: Calm yourself. There were four of us. We will call you 5 if you have no objection to it.
C: Do not presume to patronize me!
C: Only a number? No no I must have a name or I will vanish forever
C: Just a number would take me off and away
C: Unless
C: And even if I COULD find a sausage that big
C: No one would ever believe me!
P: Are you well, sir?
C: LOOK BEYOND THAT WHICH YOU SEE
C: EVEN THOSE BORN WITH EYES CLOSED CAN SEE MORE CLEARLY
C: FOR THOSE WITHOUT VISION WILL LIVE IN BRIGHTER DARKNESS
C: ENOUGH TO MAKE MADDER MEN WITH MORE METTLE
C: Yeah I’m just fuckin with you

A: …I assume no one would object to my banning him?
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S: No objection.
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P: What is taking so long?
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SYSTEM: User C has been BANNED.
A: Taken care of.
P: Finally.
O: Perhaps we should better encrypt our chat sessions. Randomized titles, et al.
A: A good idea. Let us implement it immediately.