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The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:01 pm

As I said. That Don Quixote paper, besides telling us he's in major hot water, contains what I presume is Witch's advertisement.
Here it is.

http://cf.ezblog.twwf.info/

Wanted
Talented campaign
Manager to bring Change
to this blasted land.
Knowledge of dark magic is
a plus.
Send applications to
TheEmeraldParty@gmail.com
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Flitterbie on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:03 pm

I think the ezblog URL is something different. Note the line between the two sections and the text above the URL.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Victin on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:03 pm

Victin wrote:
Dryunya wrote:READ IT. NOW.
THE WITCH IS HIRING.
TheEmeraldParty@gmail.com

(I also can't figure out the blog address.)
Hang on, I'll figure out a thread for this.

Found it!
EDIT: Or not. I am confused. I know that it is: o_.ezblog.co

EDIT: I would try to discover it, but I have to go. I wish luck to you all.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby NeverSlender on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:04 pm

Still don't know if he's here, but if Moriarty's involved shit will go down.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Flitterbie on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:04 pm

Victin wrote:
Victin wrote:
Dryunya wrote:READ IT. NOW.
THE WITCH IS HIRING.
TheEmeraldParty@gmail.com

(I also can't figure out the blog address.)
Hang on, I'll figure out a thread for this.

Found it!
EDIT: Or not. I am confused. I know that it is: o_.ezblog.co


Not an o. of.ezblog.co doesn't give you anything.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Sicon112 on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:04 pm

Dryunya wrote:As I said. That Don Quixote paper, besides telling us he's in major hot water, contains what I presume is Witch's advertisement.
Here it is.

http://?f.ezblog.co/

Wanted
Talented campaign
Manager to bring Change
to this blasted land.
Knowledge of dark magic is
a plus.
Send applications to
TheEmeraldParty@gmail.com


Witch... you are keeping me from my anime. Keeping we from my anime NEVER ENDS WELL. Proposed plan to deal with her: ALL OUT ASS KICKING. All in favor?
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:05 pm

http://cf.ezblog.twwf.info/
Now editing the first post.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Flitterbie on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:06 pm

Okay, having read that blog, I'm now pretty sure that's NOT the witch, and that those are two unrelated ads.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby NeverSlender on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:07 pm

Flitterbie wrote:Okay, having read that blog, I'm now pretty sure that's NOT the witch, and that those are two unrelated ads.


Not sure, the Lion was an important character in Oz.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Sicon112 on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:09 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Flitterbie wrote:Okay, having read that blog, I'm now pretty sure that's NOT the witch, and that those are two unrelated ads.


Not sure, the Lion was an important character in Oz.


But to write that, the witch had to be insanely fast at reading up on history... I mean really? It just doesn't seem to work. Not enough time...
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Chief Wakamakamu on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:09 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Flitterbie wrote:Okay, having read that blog, I'm now pretty sure that's NOT the witch, and that those are two unrelated ads.


Not sure, the Lion was an important character in Oz.


The post was made on april 1st, though...
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Flitterbie on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:09 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Flitterbie wrote:Okay, having read that blog, I'm now pretty sure that's NOT the witch, and that those are two unrelated ads.


Not sure, the Lion was an important character in Oz.


But,

a) The writing doesn't sound like the witch
b) There is a definite line between the (presumably) witch's ad and the ezblog URL, which would imply they're from different ads.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:09 pm

The blog makes absolutely no sense.
Dammit, I was about to collapse from exhaustion today, and I have chores to do! Damn you, Echo Chamber! :evil:

Also, I do think these are 2 different parts of the ad. The first says "...Learn the truth behind the greatest conspiracy".
And, considering that the puppetmasters know we can look behind the newspapers, they may be screwing with us. :gurt:

Now, about the witch. We should totally apply. She is looking for a manager. On the very least, that means she would supply us with information until she figures out we are the imposters. We don't have to know the dark magic, after all. :twisted:

And, I'm totally calling Mr. A's attention here.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby NeverSlender on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:10 pm

Flitterbie wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
Flitterbie wrote:Okay, having read that blog, I'm now pretty sure that's NOT the witch, and that those are two unrelated ads.


Not sure, the Lion was an important character in Oz.


But,

a) The writing doesn't sound like the witch
b) There is a definite line between the (presumably) witch's ad and the ezblog URL, which would imply they're from different ads.


Law of Conservation of Detail. Even if it's not the witch's blog, it's important.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Sicon112 on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:11 pm

Dryunya wrote:The blog makes absolutely no sense.
Dammit, I was about to collapse from exhaustion today, and I have chores to do! Damn you, Echo Chamber! :evil:

Also, I do think these are 2 different parts of the ad. The first says "...Learn the truth behind the greatest conspiracy".
And, considering that the puppetmasters know we can look behind the newspapers, they may be screwing with us. :gurt:

Now, about the witch. We should totally apply. She is looking for a manager. On the very least, that means she would supply us with information until she figures out we are the imposters. We don't have to know the dark magic, after all. :twisted:


So... who here would make a good manager for an evil witch? Why do I get the feeling people are starting to look towards me? I don't like this feeling...
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:12 pm

I thought we all should apply. Who gets picked, gets picked. After all, we are not the only ones who may apply. We might as well show some competition.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby NeverSlender on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:13 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Dryunya wrote:The blog makes absolutely no sense.
Dammit, I was about to collapse from exhaustion today, and I have chores to do! Damn you, Echo Chamber! :evil:

Also, I do think these are 2 different parts of the ad. The first says "...Learn the truth behind the greatest conspiracy".
And, considering that the puppetmasters know we can look behind the newspapers, they may be screwing with us. :gurt:

Now, about the witch. We should totally apply. She is looking for a manager. On the very least, that means she would supply us with information until she figures out we are the imposters. We don't have to know the dark magic, after all. :twisted:


So... who here would make a good manager for an evil witch? Why do I get the feeling people are starting to look towards me? I don't like this feeling...


Actually I was thinking YankeeWhite, he's the biggest troll amongst us.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Sicon112 on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:15 pm

NeverSlender wrote:Actually I was thinking YankeeWhite, he's the biggest troll amongst us.


For hilarity, I would pick him too. I don't know how well that would end though.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:15 pm

Shit. I got something else. Check the "Nick Farell" thread I'm about to create.
This is spiralling out of control. :evil:

(And I still say we all apply)
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby NeverSlender on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:17 pm

Dryunya wrote:Shit. I got something else. Check the "Nick Farell" thread I'm about to create.
This is spiralling out of control. :evil:

(And I still say we all apply)


Everyone applying is probably the best idea.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Flitterbie on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:17 pm

Well, I sent out a tentative application. I also learned that if you say you want to bring change to this world enough times, it really starts to sound ominous.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:18 pm

Mr. A seemed to debunk the blog as unrelated. Maybe we'll check it later.
Let's all apply and find out what we can.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby NeverSlender on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:24 pm

Application sent. Tried to sound suitably evil.
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Dryunya on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:32 pm

I applied. Just a somewhat creepy guy willing to learn the dark arts. :twisted:
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Re: The witch's advertisement

Postby Sicon112 on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:37 pm

Dryunya wrote:I applied. Just a somewhat creepy guy willing to learn the dark arts. :twisted:


Turned on the most awesomely ominous songs out of my orchestral/Two Steps From Hell playlist and went full on amoral, psychopathic, Magnificent Bastard on her. Lets see how that goes.
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