Cake guy

[Sicon112]

It just sounds like it could go very wrong, and I refuse to waste bacon.

OK, a valid point. Instead, you should make bacon wrapped shrimp...

Maybe, but does bacon really need anything with it, other than more bacon?

Unless you just want a little variety, no, not really. Course, everything else is BETTER when you add bacon, so if there is something good and you find a way to add bacon...

[Scarab]

Maybe, but does bacon really need anything with it, other than more bacon?

Unless you just want a little variety, no, not really. Course, everything else is BETTER when you add bacon, so if there is something good and you find a way to add bacon...

My god. This is the place where recipes of sheer genius come from.

[NeverSlender]

Maybe, but does bacon really need anything with it, other than more bacon?

Unless you just want a little variety, no, not really. Course, everything else is BETTER when you add bacon, so if there is something good and you find a way to add bacon...

My god. This is the place where recipes of sheer genius come from.

Does the "something good" have to be food?

[Sicon112]

Does the "something good" have to be food?

Nope, not at all.

[agoraoptera]

Does the "something good" have to be food?

Nope, not at all.

... Gurt and Bacon? Lime Bacon?

[Sicon112]

Does the "something good" have to be food?

Nope, not at all.

... Gurt and Bacon? Lime Bacon?

Sounds good to me. Problem with that?

[NeverSlender]

Does the "something good" have to be food?

Nope, not at all.

... Gurt and Bacon? Lime Bacon?

Gurt may be displeased.

[Dryunya]

You're totally getting a photoshop for that.

[Sicon112]

You're totally getting a photoshop for that.

Yes! Gambit successful!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Does the "something good" have to be food?

Nope, not at all.

... Gurt and Bacon? Lime Bacon?

...I think you just broke me.

[Scarab]

...I think you just broke me.

We have got to try this. I mean wirth regular limes, not with Gurt limes. I don't wanna COOK Gurt

[agoraoptera]

If Gurt drinks lime juice, that's basically cannibalism, right?

[Replica]

If Gurt drinks lime juice, that's basically cannibalism, right?

I think there is a major difference between magic animate badass limes and typical limes, so it doesn't count.

[Scarab]

If Gurt drinks lime juice, that's basically cannibalism, right?

I think there is a major difference between magic animate badass limes and typical limes, so it doesn't count.

Maybe it would give him omnipotent superpowers...

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

If Gurt drinks lime juice, that's basically cannibalism, right?

I think there is a major difference between magic animate badass limes and typical limes, so it doesn't count.

Maybe it would give him omnipotent superpowers...

Hasn't he already got those?

[Scarab]

Hasn't he already got those?

...Maybe it would give him MORE.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Hasn't he already got those?

...Maybe it would give him MORE.

And everything's better with mutating mutant omnipotent superhero Lime Men!
Let's give him some!

What could possibly go wrong?

[Pixelmage]

Hasn't he already got those?

...Maybe it would give him MORE.

And everything's better with mutating mutant omnipotent superhero Lime Men!
Let's give him some!

What could possibly go wrong?

Are you certain I've never seen you in the coffee room?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Are you certain I've never seen you in the coffee room?

Nah, I stay away from that place. I hear it can get dangerous.

[Pixelmage]

Are you certain I've never seen you in the coffee room?

Nah, I stay away from that place. I hear it can get dangerous.

But you still sound like one of us!
How is that possible?!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Are you certain I've never seen you in the coffee room?

Nah, I stay away from that place. I hear it can get dangerous.

But you still sound like one of us!
How is that possible?!

I have mystical powers. Also I was crazy enough to begin with. If I went to the Coffee Room, the only direction left for me is to get saner. And that's no fun.

[Pixelmage]

I have mystical powers. Also I was crazy enough to begin with. If I went to the Coffee Room, the only direction left for me is to get saner. And that's no fun.

Fair point. As that's the same effect Green Stuff (TM) has on me. So, happy lunacy!

[Dryunya]

And everything's better with mutating mutant omnipotent superhero Lime Men!
Let's give him some!

What could possibly go wrong?

[narrativedilettante]

So there was a new post yesterday, that everyone ignored what with all the Tara-being-murdered and Sweeney-going-crazy stuff that was going on.

He's talking about mushrooms. I don't see any immediate relevance.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

So there was a new post yesterday, that everyone ignored what with all the Tara-being-murdered and Sweeney-going-crazy stuff that was going on.

He's talking about mushrooms. I don't see any immediate relevance.

Dil-- You may not have seen, but Scarab and I got Cake Guy to say straight out that he isn't involved in the ARG. He's just friends with the puppetmasters, hence why he has the blog at all and why his posts seemed so connected (he was getting influenced by conversations with the PMs).