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Wall emergency

Postby Gurt on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:50 pm

Howdy, compadres. Lime Man here. :gurt: My supervisor helped me post this.

Sorry, guys, the witch got through right as me and my team arrived. No one's squeezed past us since. But I need your help with something--

Medusa is approaching a Crack in the Wall.

Since I'm in the fictional world, I can't do crap without an author. Stupid red tape. You'll have to send in a story where our Guardian turns her back in the next 72 hours. After that time passes, show's over, folks.

Angel and Psi are the two Guardians close enough to intercept her in time. You gotta only send one, though, otherwise I won't be able to cover all the Cracks.

Email your stories to Mr. Administrator: oneabovethewall at gmail dot com. He'll make sure they're elevated to Canon. The one which happens will get posted.

Smash her to bits, or better yet, get her to turn around on her own. Whatever works. Just don't go all Sue on me, it makes bad canon, but you know that already. Sorry guys, I'm jabbering. Truth is, I just don't wanna bury anyone on my team.

-Gurt

P.S. Gnarbrydh was bonded to me so I could control him. Mr. Administrator moved Angel's father to right in front of a bunch of Cracks, so she'd defend them. Figured you'd ask.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby IslaKariese on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:51 pm

...Shit. We need the Guardians Authors on this, stat! Who wrote who?
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Krika on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:52 pm

And now I wish I was an author.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Pixelmage on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:52 pm

We'll work on it. 72h is plenty of time for this task.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Gurt on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:53 pm

Doesn't have to be the original author. Like I said, the Big Guy's taking submissions.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Pixelmage on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:53 pm

IslaKariese wrote:...Shit. We need the Guardians Authors on this, stat! Who wrote who?


Don't really think that the same authors have to do it. You could handle the job yourself, judging by the RPG thread. :D
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Dryunya on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:54 pm

Gurt wrote:Mr. Administrator moved Angel's father to right in front of a bunch of Cracks, so she'd defend them. Figured you'd ask.

I give him the credit for the creative use of a dead body. :lol:
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby IslaKariese on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:54 pm

Pixelmage wrote:Don't really think that the same authors have to do it. You could handle the job yourself, judging by the RPG thread. :D

...You just like making me blush, don't you?
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:56 pm

Which Medusa is it? Myth Medusa, right? Of course, it could be any of the other Medusas too, such as F/SN Medusa, Soul Eater Medusa.... Yes, I'm an otaku, why do you ask?

In any case, who was it that wrote Psi originally? I forgot.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Pixelmage on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:56 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
Pixelmage wrote:Don't really think that the same authors have to do it. You could handle the job yourself, judging by the RPG thread. :D

...You just like making me blush, don't you?


I find it amusing. Yes. But it's also true, so I don't really need that motive. :D
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby IslaKariese on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:57 pm

Where are the original stories? It'd be better to have a base to work with.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Gurt on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:57 pm

Thought I should help you find the original stories that created my team. :gurt: This may help you in your quest:

https://drive.google.com/#folders/0B_g7 ... UxMU2pQZzQ
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:58 pm

Gurt wrote:Thought I should help you find the original stories that created my team. :gurt: This may help you in your quest:

https://drive.google.com/#folders/0B_g7 ... UxMU2pQZzQ


Why does everyone post stuff that I can't access without a Google account? T_T
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby IslaKariese on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:59 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Gurt wrote:Thought I should help you find the original stories that created my team. :gurt: This may help you in your quest:

https://drive.google.com/#folders/0B_g7 ... UxMU2pQZzQ


Why does everyone post stuff that I can't access without a Google account? T_T

Could we copy-paste the stories to a thread here?
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Pixelmage on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:01 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
Gurt wrote:Thought I should help you find the original stories that created my team. :gurt: This may help you in your quest:

https://drive.google.com/#folders/0B_g7 ... UxMU2pQZzQ


Why does everyone post stuff that I can't access without a Google account? T_T

Could we copy-paste the stories to a thread here?


Could be too wall-of-texty... I mean, Angel's alone is six pages.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:01 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
Gurt wrote:Thought I should help you find the original stories that created my team. :gurt: This may help you in your quest:

https://drive.google.com/#folders/0B_g7 ... UxMU2pQZzQ


Why does everyone post stuff that I can't access without a Google account? T_T

Could we copy-paste the stories to a thread here?


There was something you could do to the link to see it without an account, but I forgot it and no one ever does it. I posted it on an old thread here, so let me go dig the bloody thing up.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Dryunya on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:02 pm

Does that work?
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:03 pm

Dryunya wrote:Does that work?


Beat me to it. That's the one.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Zup on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:05 pm

Do Angel and Psi already have characters? I might have to try my hand here and give Medusa the old Perseus treatment...
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Dryunya on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:07 pm

Psi has spotted Medusa.
Psi has looked away.
Psi has summoned a heat-seeking missile launcher.
Psi has blown Medusa to bits.
The end. :lol:
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby AceOfSpades on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:26 pm

Medusa seriously? Just get a mirror and a really sharp sword.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby IslaKariese on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:29 pm

AceOfSpades wrote:Medusa seriously? Just get a mirror and a really sharp sword.

Yes, but a Medusa who's Genre Savvy enough to want to get through the Wall in the first place would know those tricks already, wouldn't she?
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby AceOfSpades on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:30 pm

Ok better plan lure her into a room full of mirrors and lock her in with a grenade.
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Krika on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:33 pm

Wouldn't the grenade break the mirrors?
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Re: Wall emergency

Postby Pixelmage on Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:34 pm

AceOfSpades wrote:Ok better plan lure her into a room full of mirrors and lock her in with a grenade.


Then write that.
We don't have to make ONE story. Everyone write A story and send over. I don't think there is need to argue about what we should do on this one. The best will be chosen. :D Time is of essence. :ugeek:
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