WALL EMERGENCY

[The Wild West Pyro]

OH SWEET JESUS HAVE MERCY

PLEASE.

[SpiritfChaos]

Guys, I've said this a lot before, about things of varying importance, but that doesn't make it any less true now.

We. Can. Do. This.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

These characters were written for just such a scenario as this. If anyone can beat Cthulhu, it's them.

[Scarab]

OH SWEET JESUS HAVE MERCY

FINCH! That counts as panicking! Chill!

[Scarab]

Where are we sending this, guys? To the One Above the Wall email address? Same as all the others?

[JRPictures]

Where are we sending this, guys? To the One Above the Wall email address? Same as all the others?

I sent mine to Mr. A's email

[The Wild West Pyro]

A little trope for the stories:

Badass, and More Dakka.

[Replica]

Well, my contribution has been sent in. I won't deny it isn't perfect, but it is something.

[Endless Sea]

Wait, what was his e-mail again? I'm sorely limited in terms of what websites I can peruse at the moment, so I don't know quite what to do in this case.

[Dryunya]

oneabovethewall
@
gmail
.
com

[BlackWolfe]

Thanks, Dryunya. Fic written and submitted, and nine hours later I am still kind of emotionally drained from writing all that violence. Having medium-aware characters just adds to the guilt, too. Bleh.

...

And it occurs to me I could have gone a completely different direction and written a tea party.

[Victin]

Umh... I don't think I'll be able to write my refic T_T

That's why I want to ask for help

Could someone write it for me? I already have something and most of the plot, I would only need someone to write it, then I would edit most of it. I know it's not the best solution (or even a good one), but I want to help, so... What do you think?

[JackAlsworth]

Umh... I don't think I'll be able to write my refic T_T

That's why I want to ask for help

Could someone write it for me? I already have something and most of the plot, I would only need someone to write it, then I would edit most of it. I know it's not the best solution (or even a good one), but I want to help, so... What do you think?

Depends on how long it is. I'm tied up for most of today and tomorrow evening, but I'd love to help you out. I'm starved for inspiration myself.

[Victin]

Umh... I don't think I'll be able to write my refic T_T

That's why I want to ask for help

Could someone write it for me? I already have something and most of the plot, I would only need someone to write it, then I would edit most of it. I know it's not the best solution (or even a good one), but I want to help, so... What do you think?

Depends on how long it is. I'm tied up for most of today and tomorrow evening, but I'd love to help you out. I'm starved for inspiration myself.

Okay, I'll PM you. Thanks man

[Scarab]

Well, I submitted mine last night... have little hope in it's success, but right now I'm willing to send in ANYTHING

[Mr. Administrator]

AFTER ADELL SUCCESSFULLY WEAKENED CTHULHU'S ATTEMPTS TO BRUTEFORCE ITS WAY INTO REALITY, THE METAGUARDS WERE ABLE TO FINISH THE JOB THANKS TO THIS FIC. CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER, SCARAB.

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR SENDING SUCH A LARGE QUANTITY OF FICS. WITHOUT THEM, CTHULHU'S NARRATIVE WEIGHT WOULD HAVE LEFT ADELL AND THE METAGUARDS WITH NO CHANCE. WE APPRECIATE ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR REALITY, FICTION, AND THE VOID.

WE EXPECT THAT PRIME WILL HAVE WORDS TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL SOON.

UPDATE: PRIME WISHES TO CONGRATULATE YOU ALL ON A JOB WELL DONE.

[Dryunya]

WE EXPECT THAT PRIME WILL HAVE WORDS TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL SOON.

UPDATE: PRIME WISHES TO CONGRATULATE YOU ALL ON A JOB WELL DONE.

Soooo, about "our mistakes". Does that mean that it was his fault after all? (If so, that would probably be the first time he actually lied. Maybe only Prime can do that. )

[averagejoe]

Yeah, seriously. I'm glad someone else heard that. What mistakes, Mr. A?

[Flitterbie]

WE EXPECT THAT PRIME WILL HAVE WORDS TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL SOON.

UPDATE: PRIME WISHES TO CONGRATULATE YOU ALL ON A JOB WELL DONE.

Soooo, about "our mistakes". Does that mean that it was his fault after all? (If so, that would probably be the first time he actually lied. Maybe only Prime can do that. )

I'm actually more interested in the 'loose ends' he brought up on Twitter. What else is left?

[EdwardTheAwesome]

Guys, you really think he's going to answer these questions? After going MONTHS without doing so?

[Flitterbie]

Guys, you really think he's going to answer these questions? After going MONTHS without doing so?

...Yes? #HopelesslyNaive #YesIRealizeThisIsntTwitter

[EdwardTheAwesome]

Actually, I might have an idea. It'll probably take a couple days to figure out, though.

[Dryunya]

I have absolutely no idea what you're up to, but go ahead.

[Dryunya]

Ok, now about the fic.
Of course, it was Bonsus. I wouldn't expect any less from a winning fic.

BUT!
Guys seriously it was set in the real world and that can be proven false seriously what were you thinking and also the Regulator's psychic powers where are they why didn't Cthulhu mind-rape Psi and seriously Mr. A in reality what sense does that even make unless it was somehow framed in a sub-universe umm I don't understand anything anymore my poor metaverse model aaaargh

(Also, I can accept whan Angel did... But, poor Medusa. )

[BlackWolfe]

Well, I am gratified to see that the winning fic killed fewer Guardians than mine did, I'll say that much. Good story, Scarab!