CTHULHU VOTE - closed

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Who is the best person to face Cthulhu?

Poll ended at Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:20 pm

Adell
26
38%
eli_gone_crazy
4
6%
Genndy Oda C.O.G.
1
1%
GuestUser17
8
12%
Guyshane
2
3%
Inukai44
1
1%
IslaKariese
1
1%
Jeroic9
1
1%
S_o_S
1
1%
Sicon112/AMimsyBorogove
23
34%
 
Total votes : 68

Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Serefin on Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:16 pm

I'll just say that I'm in this for real. If I win, no one has to worry about me not being able to make it or something. Mimsy and I WILL come through. I saw some people were a little doubtful on the chat, so I figured I would reassure them.


Sicon, no one is saying you won't make it. I'm just saying that, in the VERY THIN possibility that you don't make it, we'll be able to finish what you started.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby GuestUser17 on Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:28 pm

Thanks, I think, to everyone that voted to send me to an almost certain death. Can't wait to see what happens next. Congrats Adell.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Adell on Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:34 pm

...Thanks to everyone for voting. And thank you for supporting me. I will NOT let you down. (and I'll be trying to record whatever happens, I promise!)
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby RotavatoR on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:10 pm

Adell wrote:...Thanks to everyone for voting. And thank you for supporting me. I will NOT let you down. (and I'll be trying to record whatever happens, I promise!)

Good luck, Adell. We will write and sing like we have never written and sung before. We will weaken him and hold him back, so you can do your task as well as possible.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Scarab on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:20 pm

Adell wrote:...Thanks to everyone for voting. And thank you for supporting me. I will NOT let you down. (and I'll be trying to record whatever happens, I promise!)


I've said it before, I'll say it again.

Die and I'll kill you :(
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Serefin on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:31 pm

Those who are brave enough to go on a death mission, I salute you, for I am a dirty coward.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:34 pm

Adell wrote:...Thanks to everyone for voting. And thank you for supporting me. I will NOT let you down. (and I'll be trying to record whatever happens, I promise!)

Grats Adell! Best of luck to you!
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:50 pm

best of luck Adell! :)
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Serefin on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:55 pm

Guys, I just realized something. We don't have to send anyone to their death! In any given media, when something big attacks, what's the number one solution? Summon Bigger Fish! We need to make our own Eldritch Abomination. One that can stop Cthulu.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Victin on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:56 pm

Good luck Adell! Be the force with you! :gurt:
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If you die I'll kill you!
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Pixelmage on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:59 pm

Serefin wrote:Guys, I just realized something. We don't have to send anyone to their death! In any given media, when something big attacks, what's the number one solution? Summon Bigger Fish! We need to make our own Eldritch Abomination. One that can stop Cthulu.


Adell has been to the Coffee room at least once. I'm pretty sure he counts as Eldritch by now. :twisted:
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Adell on Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:01 pm

Serefin wrote:Guys, I just realized something. We don't have to send anyone to their death! In any given media, when something big attacks, what's the number one solution? Summon Bigger Fish! We need to make our own Eldritch Abomination. One that can stop Cthulu.


We had those already, Serefin, they were the 5 metaguards. The thing about this is, and I discussed with Scarab earlier that outside of their stories it doesn't matter how super strong or broken they were, because it seems that narrative significance/weight is what allows these characters to be so strong. Cthulu, being a much older piece or work that has had many adaptations and expansions has far more narrative weight than the metaguards that have only existed for a few months. This is why we're writing fiction about them stopping Cthulu, because the more we write the more narrative weight their stories hold, and thus the better chance they have of holding Cthulu back. If we thought up some super big eldritch abomination that could take on Cthulu, it would be useless without any narrative weight to back it up. As things stand now, our best chance is to keep writing these C!Fics, and songs, and use this app to stop the mean and green once and for all.

And yes, if I die, you guys have permission to kill me. :lol:
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Serefin on Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:05 pm

Alright, fine, forget what I said about making our own E.A. What if we summon one, huh? What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Adell on Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:07 pm

Serefin wrote:Alright, fine, forget what I said about making our own E.A. What if we summon one, huh? What could possibly go wrong?


Yeah...I don't think I need to answer why that would be a bad idea, lol.

Let's stay on topic now, let's just focus on the methods we have available.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Victin on Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:11 pm

Adell wrote:
Serefin wrote:Alright, fine, forget what I said about making our own E.A. What if we summon one, huh? What could possibly go wrong?


Yeah...I don't think I need to answer why that would be a bad idea, lol.

Let's stay on topic now, let's just focus on the methods we have available.

  1. Go there
  2. Beat Ctulthu
  3. Profit
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Serefin on Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:18 pm

Go there
Beat Ctulthu
Profit


Seconded.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby S_o_S on Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:28 pm

GuestUser17 wrote:Thanks, I think, to the one guy that voted to send me to an almost certain death. Can't wait to see what happens next. Congrats Adell.


With a slight edit, this is basically what I've got to say. Go for it Adell! I have nothing but faith in you my friend.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:30 pm

Eight people voted for him, SOS, me included.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby S_o_S on Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:32 pm

Sicon112 wrote:Eight people voted for him, SOS, me included.


I meant in relation to me, mate.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:35 pm

S_o_S wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Eight people voted for him, SOS, me included.


I meant in relation to me mate.


Ah. OK.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Serefin on Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:38 pm

At this point 'm starting to think my vote was meaningless.
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:07 pm

Yes, the volume of c!fics will certainly add to narrative weight.
But forget that;

ADELL has the most narrative weight of all. You think Cthulhu's got a strong story? He's got NOTHING on our Dad. Adell STOPPED A HURRICANE IN ITS TRACKS with SHEER FORCE OF WILL. And even more impressively, he's kept US from being at each other's throats for three months.

...Man, I almost feel bad for the Eldritch big guy. He won't know what hit him. ALMOST, mark you.
Why are we even arguing about a dead fictional dude and hypothetical ninjas?

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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Jeroic9 on Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:19 pm

STAB DAT TENTACLE HENTAI WANNABE BITCH IN HIS uh, wait. Since Cthulu is basically entirely phallic, how would I distinguis what you likely know the next word would be?
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Dryunya on Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:44 pm

Adell wrote:And yes, if I die, you guys have permission to kill me. :lol:

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When you die... You'll have my permission to die.

...oh wait. :|

Before you ask - that's not me. =)
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Re: CTHULHU VOTE - closes in 24 hours

Postby Scarab on Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:50 pm

Dryunya wrote:
Adell wrote:And yes, if I die, you guys have permission to kill me. :lol:

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When you die... You'll have my permission to die.

...oh wait. :|

Before you ask - that's not me. =)


What is this? I don't even know... :shock:
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