Shaner, just as he promised us, is doing his best to play dirty. (And I'm not mad, just to clarify. I know it's hard to tell on the internet. Grats dude, nice ploy) Things are getting fun! He just offered to out basically every one of us as attempting to get the witch back to Oz (which we are)
It appears many of your possible campaign managers are starting to show their true colors. They are not in it for you, they do not care for your satisfaction, they only care for themselves. I believe most of these people are only against you, miss Witch.
If you’d like, I have collected a possible list of people who have contacted you in order to send you back to Oz. Please reply if you are interested.
Have a nice day, and let your enemies burn.
-VicariousShaner
but of course, I preempted him by posting right after him:
How amusing, it appears someone has decided to actually compete for this position. I commend you on your strategy, though it does have an interesting flaw. After all, I was very clear exactly why I am here; my own entertainment.
Such tricks won;t work on me, and any names on your ‘list’ that belong to people posting here are immediately suspect. After all, you are obviously just attempting to cast suspicion on your opponents.
Besides, why would I try to stop the fun? The show is only beginning! A play that ends in the middle of it’s first act is boring, and a Fool’s Mate is only notable for the stupidity that it takes to lose a game of chess in two moves.
On that note, how about I accuse YOU of trying to impede the Witch’s progress, just for good measure. It’s only polite, after all.
~Sicon
Now I'm safe from inclusion on his list, more or less, AND I got to use chess motifs again. Your move, mate.

Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."