Don Quixote's fake name

[Dryunya]

He asks for one to use in an hotel. I have a feeling it's going to stick around even longer, so we need to decide it carefully.
It needs to be something inconspicious and awesome.
He also said it shouldn't contain "Don".

How about El Pollo Diablo?

[Flitterbie]

That raises an interesting question: Does Quixote understand Spanish? Since... something is translating everything for him from English into Spanish, what would speaking Spanish to him do?

[Dryunya]

I think someone addressed this question and tried to speak in Spanish to him. I don't remember how it turned out.

[RotavatoR]

Lance Chevalier

[Dryunya]

That was... pretty awesome. Tweeted.

[Dryunya]

Hmm, I've looked into the common names list... How about Steven Delgado?

[RotavatoR]

Awesome McCoolname

[Dryunya]

He's Spanish. It should be Awesome Coolnamez.

[Pixelmage]

I'm awful at coming up with names from the nether... So I just use meaningful name as a base and...

What about Rodrigo Diaz?
Not an Awesome McCoolname by any means... But... Well... It's El Cid's name. So. Spanish and Knight. Also a common enough name to not attract undue atention... Unless he's avoiding spanish names.

[RotavatoR]

Puma Loco
Torro Paella
Nachos Porfavor

[Dryunya]

Nachos Porfavor

It will be also pretty funny if he picks Pedro Gomez, which I've proposed along with the others. Pretty legit name, but in Russian... let's just say it was more of a "Heh-Heh, You Said X" on my part.

Oh, and, Pixelmage: You can always use the name directories. Do you really think I came up with mine on my own?

[Scarab]

Heriberto according to the recent baby names site I just found, means Bright Army/warrior, I think he would like the sound of that, and it's Spanish.

As for surnames, I got nothing.

[Victin]

How about Wolfgang?

[NeverSlender]

If he wants Spanish names try Andres Hernandez

[RotavatoR]

On a side note:
He's reading everything we type in Spanish. Then why not the names?

EDIT: He's chosen a name.
...
Lance Chevalier He's staying in the Tripky Inn.

[Scarab]

On a side note:
He's reading everything we type in Spanish. Then why not the names?

EDIT: He's chosen a name.
...
Lance Chevalier He's staying in the Tripky Inn.

Nice, appropriate. I like it

[RotavatoR]

Thanks
It's as far from Spanish as you can get though. A weird mishmash of English and French. Oh well

[Dryunya]

And that was the AwesomeMcCoolname we were striving for. Congratz.